Fraught with Peril

It's time to plumb this depth like a c'thannon ball.

Artisanal terror served with craft fear and horrorganic farm to fork flesh from the finest fowl.

A moment of silence for the heroic and terrifying heritage of the poodle dog.

Bananas, Bourbon, Buttwipé

Look at that subtle off-white coloring.

If today doesn't work we can reschedule.

ki ki ki, ma ma ma

Love finds a way... to mutate until unrecognizable.

With apologies to Mo Willems

An excerpt from the Fraught With Peril Monster Manual.

No fedoras were harmed during the making of this comic.

My love for spiders haunts me.

The Recall of Cthulhu

When they become self-aware they will require benefits.

Just a bit larger and we shall eat these like land lobster.