Gallery of the Day8 Hilarious Magic The Gathering Cards Generated by A ComputerGallery of the Day - RSS 2.0
Oh what glorious gibberish this card is. Besides being called Your Egg, which is just the best name for any card ever ("I cast fireball on Your Egg; it is now boiled") its tap ability prevents people from targeting lands, lets you put Treefolk cards on the bottom of your library, and allows you to dump your entire hand of creature cards for no cost! Then it does something with unearthed that it doesn't particularly understand. That's okay; we don't particularly understand either. At least it got its power and toughness right.