It was at this point that I hit a roadblock. Try as I might, I couldn't find the instructions for steps four and five. I looked on the floor. I checked the box. I checked the floor again (just in case it had materialized in the two minutes since the first time). Finally convinced that LEGO must have just sent me a set missing half the instructions, I went to the internet and looked them up on the company's official website. It took another twenty-five minutes before I found the missing booklet squashed in the crack between the cushion of my chair.