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The Dumbest Dungeons & Dragons Monsters Ever (And How To Use Them)

Stench Kow

First published in: Monster Manual II (1983)

It's a stinky cow from the Nine Hells. This creature is irredeemable.

How to use it: Don't.

To be fair, the list doesn't stop there. Sound off in the comments with your personal dumbest D&D monsters.