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First published in: Fiend Folio (2003)
The paeliryon is a 20 foot tall devil that suffers from "massive obesity," stinks, has elements of both male and female anatomy (don't ask where the male parts are...), a hideous face covered in warts and boils, and it wears way too much makeup. But its nails are always fabulous.
How to use it: Paeliryons are described as schemers that work behind the scenes, running spy rings and playing puppet master. Why does it have to look the way it does? Make this thing look less nightmare Lady Gaga and more Azmodan from Diablo 3 - problem solved.