As everyone knows, comics are awesome. If you don't know this, you do now. Another thing you should know is that I'll be reviewing these comics, which means that they will be rated in one category and one category alone: awesome. Yes, story and all those other extras they keep putting into the comics I read are important or whatever, but not as important as how badass the people are, how big the explosions are, and how much stuff comes out of a guy when he's punched. I think I speak for all of us when I say, "Let's do this."
Conan! Hell yeah! Need I say more?