Because as angsty loners it's important that you pay attention to us.
Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw types up more scathing commentary on the game industry and community every week.
Where did all the space-flight games go?
You thought this topic had already been covered? Think again.
Yahtzee discusses why Joe Madureira should put down his pen.
Yes, in every game you play a role. No, not every game is a role-playing game.
Yahtzee looks back at 2009's best and explains that yes, he does actually like games.
Yahtzee discusses the ultimate baddie: Nazis.
The problem with Demon's Souls isn't that it's hard, but that it purposefully wastes player's time.
Yahtzee explains why Mario should have been left in space and how Left 4 Dead 2 is like toasted bread.
Yahtzee explains the change in voice, and denies any and all accusations of alien snatchers and voice doubles.
Yahtzee explains why multiplayer isn't the most important part of a game.
Tired of the generic and bland dialogue menus offered in games? Yahtzee has a solution.
Special Wednesday Edition: Yahtzee explains his disdain for Nathan Drake and Uncharted 2.
Yahtzee Croshaw re-invents the rock opera, Guitar Hero style.
Tim Schafer is a big games industry name - but do his games justify his popularity?