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Maybe the ones playing online would be able to tell from the lag, yeah. And that's another reason why it seems so very pointless to me, because this is ostensibly a style of gameplay all about split-second timing and reaction, and a variable connection speed can make all your skill and experience useless in that regard. Perhaps this is less of an issue outside Australia, though. I just know that when you play sniper in Team Fortress 2 over here you need to lead the shot like your bullets all walk with a fuckin' zimmerframe.
But now that you've indulged this little train of thought on my part, it was while writing this that something else occurred to me. There are some games that have unique asynchronous online elements, like Dragon's Dogma or ZombiU. In the former your custom sidekick can be hired by other players for fantasy wetwork, and in the latter zombies of your previous characters appear in other people's games. What struck me, though, was that in Dragon's Dogma there isn't a whole lot of variety in sidekicks; the classes are kind of strict and appearances all kind of blur together from a distance. And in ZombiU you had no control over the appearance of your avatars at all. So when they appeared in your game, a character built up by another human player was indistinguishable from one whose qualities had simply been randomly generated from the options available.
I suppose the overall question of this ramble is: what is the purpose of an online multiplayer aspect in which the actions (and evidence of actions) of other human players would, in a double blind trial, be completely indistinguishable from those of an AI or random number generator? What is the point when there's no actual socializing or creativity or any other benefit a human player ostensibly adds: no communication, complex tactics or completely unique appearance customization, a la Saint's Row?
You multiplayer types might say you need the sense of competition and inherent stake in proving yourself better than other human players to get the satisfaction you desire. The thing is, though, that that sensation is entirely within your mind. You'd feel it equally if you'd simply been told, and believed, that you were playing against other humans, even if they were actually bots. And that leads me to wonder: how long? How long before some slightly unscrupulous developer working on the latest needlessly four-player co-op shooter realises that his connection functionality is completely fucked, and rather than letting the game screech to a halt every time a player drops out, adds a feature that secretly replaces the lost human player with a bot bearing the same name? Because these days we'd be none the wiser.
And here's the big question: how do you know that hasn't happened already? Maybe everyone who thinks they've been playing multiplayer for the last five years or so have really been up against increasingly sophisticated bots. Maybe most people grew out of videogames in the early 2000s and now there's only one actual human being playing them in the world, kept in the dark by a desperate conspiracy on a massive scale. Maybe it's you. You don't know that I'm real, either. Maybe these columns are written by a sophisticated algorithm that alternates between outputting weary conjecture and cock analogies. Maybe it's only been pure chance that there haven't yet been any obvious errors that might sock puppet malefactor cabbage up the khyber>>>>///REDO FROM START
Yahtzee is a British-born, currently Australian-based writer and gamer with a sweet hat and a chip on his shoulder. When he isn't talking very fast into a headset mic he also designs freeware adventure games. His personal site is www.fullyramblomatic.com.
He is also totally not a sophisticated computer program.