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The Worst Part of Each King's Quest Game

Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw | 20 Aug 2015 15:00
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King's Quest 4: The Perils of Rosella

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Ok, firstly, that's not even a pun, that's just vague assonance. Old King Graham is dying of being old, and rather than letting the poor bastard rest in peace and accepting that old people die at some point, his daughter Rosella decides to quest for a magic healing fruit so that daddy can buy her the pony he promised. We have the critical thinking skills of a fucking five year old.

Point of Maximum Bullshit: After being consumed by a whale in an ever so slightly erotic fashion, Rosella has to escape by climbing up the tongue. Some of the tongue you can get a grip on. The rest will make you fall on your arse. Is there any indication of where and where not to climb? IS THERE BOLLOCKS

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