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Marion Cox | 28 Nov 2009 10:00
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Remember the controversy a few years ago when Top Heavy Studios published The Guy Game? Well, after a lawsuit was settled out of court, the company may be back in business with a new controversial title.

Celebrity: Will It Fit? asks players if one celebrities' body part will fit in another celebrities' naughty bits. The game then runs some complex algorithms to determine whether the player is right or wrong.

But before it's even been finished, civil decency groups in Michigan are asking the software publisher to remove the anatomically correct terms and replace them with nonsense words to keep their client's privates more private.

It is this reporter's opinion that if you have ever wondered if OJ Simpson's "Nungnung" will fit in Brigitte Nielsen's "bloojoojoo," then Celebrity: Will It Fit? is a game you will not want to miss. Additionally, you may also need to seek therapy.

Marion Cox is a weekly columnist for The Escapist, and thinks that Atheists are the Jehovah's Witnesses of the internet.

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