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Shamus Plays: LOTRO, Part 9

Shamus Young | 17 Mar 2010 09:00
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My efforts to grief the Shire Post aside, I'm actually here on business. First up, I joined the Bounders and am entitled to a new hat. Let's check it out:

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Uh... no. Well, it's worth 75 coppers.

The second bit of business here in town is that I need to deliver a note from Mundo Sackville-Baggins to the Mayor. Mundo (hilariously) thinks that the Mayor should reimburse Mundo on account of Mundo being kidnapped and stupid. The Mayor doesn't take it well.

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The Mayor starts rambling on about a letter he wants taken to someone else.

"You want me to deliver a letter for you?" I ask, raising an eyebrow. The postman is standing about five steps away from us, staring into space. So, the mayor himself would rather give his correspondence to a complete stranger than entrust it to the hands of his own post office. Clearly he knows that his entire mail system is a sham, a system of running fast by littering.

He knows! And he's not doing anything about it! That's as good as having his permission!

The Mayor lowers his voice to a conspiratorial tone, "I don't like to say this to too many people. But the truth is that the Shire Post can sometimes be a little... unreliable."

"Oh how dreadful." I observe. Yes, he knows the system is a sham. I know it's a sham. But does he know that I know that it's a sham?

He nods, "It's true, I swear. Anyway, I'd like for you to deliver this note to Lobelia Sackville-Baggins in Hobbiton." He offers me a slip of paper.

On one hand, hiking to Hobbiton is usually a pain. On the other hand, I have the speed-boosting aid of the Shire Post on my side. And it's always good to do favors for the Mayor. I take the paper, ignoring the strange, cock-eyed look I'm getting from the postman.

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There are lots of other people standing around the town hall looking for help, but none of them are the mayor so none of them matter. Being a polite little Hobbit, I don't use my elbow when I shove them out of my way.

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