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Shamus Plays: LOTRO, Part 14

Shamus Young | 21 Apr 2010 09:00
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Side note: Thanks so much to the smart-alec who mailed Lulzy 21 pies. I will get you for this.

Having fled Tuckborough before there was enough daylight for the locals to lynch me, I've since headed east and now find myself in the burgh of Frogmorten.


Let me tell you about Frogmorten. If you were to...

1) Dig a crater.
2) Allow it to fill with stagnant water.
3) Build some dilapidated houses at the bottom.
4) Fill the houses with crazy people. would have a place that - while not exactly a replica of Frogmorten - would be a place where existing Frogmorten residents would feel right at home.

The place is a soggy pit inhabited by strange-looking people that tend to stare a lot and speak very little. The "town square" is a sinkhole. No, really:


The place smells like the armpit of an Orc who just got done wrestling a wet skunk inside an outhouse for the last mildewed copy of "Stinkweed Farmer Quarterly."

I've been here twice previously. Once when I delivered their mail, and again when I took away their rancid pie. (I think they were using it as an air freshener.) Both times it was murder getting out of the town.

Really. This place is a fortress. Cliff walls on one side. Bog on the other. There are just a couple of ways in and out of town if you're delivering stuff, and those are watched closely by hungry / nosey Hobbits. (The secret is to cut through the sinkhole, which isn't deep enough to ruin your package. And thank you SO much for that, game designers.)

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