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Shamus Plays: LOTRO, The Finale!

Shamus Young | 7 Jul 2010 09:00
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Lulzy's musical career suffered after her journeys. People complained that her music was too angry, sarcastic, bitter, and profane. Her epic ballad "The 12 Deaths of the Quest-Giver" got her banned from most of the taverns around the Shire. Unable to earn a living as a bard, she turned to the only other thing she knew how to do well: She now works as an exterminator, specializing in giant spiders.


Strider turned out to be a guy named Aragorn, who did in fact like girls and who was also a king and kind of a big deal. He married some elf.


Frodo Baggins and some of his friends returned to the Shire after having some adventures of their own. Everyone made a big deal about them even though they only killed one lousy spider on the whole trip.

Well, that was a fun. Thanks for reading. Thanks to Turbine for a fun game. Thanks again to Tolkien for making such a phenomenal work on which so many great things can be based.

Tune in next time when I'll be playing some other game.

The road goes ever on and on
so thank God the game has auto-run.
The trip might make you nod and yawn
but getting there is half the "fun".

To Archet, Staddle and to Combe:
Horse rental service is not free.
You'll get the Carpal Ache Syndrome.
from holding down the movement key.

Find a group and do the quest.
Kill the guy and get the stuff.
The wiki says the goal is west.
Use region chat if it gets rough.

Shamus Young is the guy behind Reset Button, Twenty Sided, DM of the Rings, and Stolen Pixels.

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