None of the other zombies I've killed have needed this treatment. And I didn't need to drag Mr. Zombie over here for some cleansing. I don't know. It's all very confusing.
Yes, I know things were so much worse back in the Everquest days and this sort of thing used to be the norm, but that's no reason to celebrate this mess. A few very minor tweaks is all it would take to clear up this traffic jam and let everyone get back to their fun without all the headaches.
Now I have a quest to go to the site of the airplane crash and, if I understand the directions, beat up even more Hunter-Patriots in search of their secret plans. Sure enough, they are swarming the downed aircraft. I don't understand the strategic value of a wrecked civilian aircraft, but here they are.
I work my way around the site, beating up terrorists and collecting the occasional plans. The Hunter-Patriots have five different schemes they're working on. I don't know what their goals are, since having goals would involve characters with coherent motivations, but at least we now have a picture of how they want to go about attaining their goals, whatever they are. Here are the plans of Canada's most dangerous terrorist organization:
1. Bomb-laden Zambonis
2. Maple-powered Death Ray
3. Questonite curling stone cannons
4. Radioactive Loonie coins
5. Nanite-infused Poutine Gravy
1) If it's something silly about my character, then I made it up.
2) If it's something face-slappingly apeshit loco stupid crazy, then it's part of the game.
In case you still doubt, I offer this screenshot:
Next Time: More Canada! Because fighting in the snowy wastes is what being a superhero is all about!