Suddenly I feel an intense sensation of shame. I feel like the bully who just got caught picking on a little girl. Like the guy caught taunting the "retarded kid".
Rob Mahogany wants to congratulate me on a job well done. Everyone is so happy that I saved them. Saved them from this Wile E. Coyote style villain. And what does that make me, I ask you. WHAT DOES THAT MAKE ME?!?!
I run out of the studio hiding my face in my hands, screaming "Leave me alone! Just leave me alone!"
A while later I'm up on the roof of a building having one of those "inner turmoil" moments. It always seems so cool when Batman or Spider-Man do it. Then again, Batman is usually obsessing over his dead parents and Spider-Man is in anguish because he's worried about his aunt. I'm upset because I was just in a battle that would have made the Three Stooges look like the Fight Club.
I really think this place is starting to get to me.
NEXT TIME: Will our hero quit in shame?
Well... WILL HE?!?!