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Andy Chalk | 8 Sep 2009 17:00
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A couple of weeks ago I received an email from a guy named Marty regarding a news post I'd made about plans for a movie based on the 30-year-old videogame classic Asteroids. I had, of course, ridiculed the idea of turning one of the most story-free games in history into a big-budget film, yet Marty's missive suggested I was wrong. Did I not know, he asked, that Asteroids actually had an entire backstory already developed?

I paused to consider my reply. A story in Asteroids? I was never a huge fan of the game (nor very good at it), but I'd played my share and I sure didn't remember anything about a story. My fellow news guys concurred: Asteroids has no story and this Marty bozo was obviously a troll. A polite and well-spoken troll, perhaps, but a troll nonetheless, quite clearly on a mission to churn the waters of internet silliness.

So, I called his bluff. With the most obvious artificial sincerity I could muster, I told him that no, I did not know about any such thing, but that I would be most pleased if he would enlighten me on the matter. And I was pleased, and more than a little surprised when he did.

"Marty," it turns out, is Martin Goldberg, a programmer, tech writer and videogame historian with He is currently in the process of co-writing a two-volume history of Atari and assists the current iteration of the company with "classic IP and resources." He also seemed appalled by my ignorance.

He explained that many of the most popular Atari releases of the early 80s were more than mere games. Through the auspices of Warner Communications, which had acquired Atari in 1976, games including Asteroids, Super Breakout, Missile Command, Yars' Revenge and others were given the multimedia treatment: Atari released a series of read-along books and audio recordings in either cassette, 45 or LP format and some games included a miniature comic book created by other Warner subsidiaries, including DC comics, that detailed the story even further.

I remained a bit skeptical; I didn't doubt Goldberg's cred but it sounded like a third-party cash-in to me. Anything can have a semi-relevant story applied to it retroactively and the primitive nature of those early videogames afforded them a generous latitude when it came to filling in the details. But Goldberg assured me that this was all completely legit.

"This is the real deal, not a situation like Star Wars and Star Trek where authors not directly involved with the franchise licensed or got permission to write stories with the characters," he said. "Just about all Atari's classic arcade properties had extensive storylines built up around them at the behest of then-owner Warner Communications, most during the release of the game and some shortly after."

Naturally, nearly all of this effort was aimed at the home market; the arcades of the day, with their dim lighting, cigarette smoke and cheap girls, didn't exactly encourage people to spend time contemplating the motives behind their mushroom field duel with an angry Chilopoda. "Most bronze and golden age arcade games didn't portray a narrative on the cabinet itself - usually just directions on how to play it," Goldberg explained. "The storyline, etc., was usually done during the design process and/or attached to the home console releases."

The stories weren't great literature by any stretch of the imagination; the audio book for Super Breakout, for instance, tells the tale of John Stewart Chang, captain of the space shuttle Adventure, who comes upon a mysterious, multi-colored force field while on a mission.

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