Salem and Rios (Army of Two: The 40th Day)
No longer content to only conquer the console space, Army of Two: The 40th Day's masked mercenaries are now looking to infiltrate our desks, shelves, and office cubicles. Even as tiny plastic playthings, the intricately detailed-check out the facial scars and tattoos-death dealing duo deliver all the ass-kicking and attitude of their in-game counterparts. Removable masks and enough high-tech weaponry to crane the necks of Modern Warfare's well-equipped soldiers round out their blister packs. Sadly, these two don't include a battery powered fist-bump action, but you may be able to squeeze some testosterone from their molded plastic facades if you allow them to cross the turf of your displayed Master Chief action figure.