Name this kitty!

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Drathnoxis:
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Lieutenant Commander Reginald P. Fluffle-bottom the third Esquire. Either that or Kaiba, because the kitty makes me think of a Blue eyes White Dragon from the Yu-gi-oh series.

Tiamat. She has the look of chaotic evil.

Baffle2:
Tiamat. She has the look of chaotic evil.

Isn't that every cat?

Roars

DIABOLICUS, BRINGER OF DEVASTATION.

(Or Dolly for short.)

pussy galore

I don't know why, but I find it hilarious when people name animals with the most mundane, ordinary human names.

If it's a boy, name it Kevin or Steve.

If it's a girl, name it Linda or Barbara.

If male: Sam/Percy/Tim

If female: Hermione/Lily/Scout

Just some names I picked from my favorite books...

Need more details. How did you come to possess this kitty, and are there any personality traits that might inform the naming decision?

However...if this is a particularly small kitty? Might I recommend Jugemu Jugemu Goko-no surikire Kaijarisuigyo-no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Kuunerutokoro-ni Sumutokoro Yaburakoji-no burakoji Paipopaipo Paipo-no-shuringan Shuringan-no Gurindai Gurindai-no Ponpokopi-no Ponpokona-no Chokyumei-no Chosuke. ...Which I suggest principally because such a long name on such a small creature amuses me. But if that's too long, perhaps Tikki Tikki Tembo-no Sa Rembo-chari Bari Ruchi-pip Peri Pembo. Or if you prefer a more westernized name we could use your forum name as a starting point. I'll assume the kitty is male for the sake of simplicity. If female, adjust as needed. Lord Drathnoxis of house <your surname>, First of his Name, Protector of the Household, Chaser of Laserpoints...

twistedmic:

Drathnoxis:
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Lieutenant Commander Reginald P. Fluffle-bottom the third Esquire. Either that or Kaiba, because the kitty makes me think of a Blue eyes White Dragon from the Yu-gi-oh series.

I was going to go with Purrcival Von Fluffles, First of His/Her Name, Licker of Butts, Eater of Gooshy Food, and Sleeper of Sunbeams.

Happyninja42:

twistedmic:

Drathnoxis:
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Lieutenant Commander Reginald P. Fluffle-bottom the third Esquire. Either that or Kaiba, because the kitty makes me think of a Blue eyes White Dragon from the Yu-gi-oh series.

I was going to go with Purrcival Von Fluffles, First of His/Her Name, Licker of Butts, Eater of Gooshy Food, and Sleeper of Sunbeams.

No rank or title at all? Not even a knighthood? That seems kind of disrespectful towards such a lordly cat.

I would name this male norwegian forest cat "Musse", though properly translated, "Mouser" would fit better.

twistedmic:

Happyninja42:

twistedmic:

Lieutenant Commander Reginald P. Fluffle-bottom the third Esquire. Either that or Kaiba, because the kitty makes me think of a Blue eyes White Dragon from the Yu-gi-oh series.

I was going to go with Purrcival Von Fluffles, First of His/Her Name, Licker of Butts, Eater of Gooshy Food, and Sleeper of Sunbeams.

No rank or title at all? Not even a knighthood? That seems kind of disrespectful towards such a lordly cat.

Ah, I forgot, whatever title would be fitting.

Catty McCatface

Pusstachio

Mr/Mrs Meow

Stop Scratching the Furniture

Fido

Meownsignor Felini.

McDonald.

Because if that coloration is typical, it looks like there is a stylized M on her forehead, just above and between her eyes.

You can call her Mac and Hum the song to call her.

I'm Lovin' It.

The Rogue Wolf:
DIABOLICUS, BRINGER OF DEVASTATION.

(Or Dolly for short.)

Love everything about this. Do this, OP!

Steve, so you can say "dammit Steve, don't knock that off the table."

Call it HEY STOP THAT to save yourself the time.

If female: Arcia, Yuria, or Celia.
If male: Vaelis, Soren, or Locke.

Johnny Novgorod:
Call it HEY STOP THAT to save yourself the time.

'Move, Damn It' And 'Damn Cat!' are also good time savers.

Valimar, hero of justice, drinker of milk.

Kittycat Meowface

Robert.

The cat is now named Robert.

Asita:
Lord Drathnoxis of house <your surname>, First of his Name, Protector of the Household, Chaser of Laserpoints...

Happyninja42:
I was going to go with Purrcival Von Fluffles, First of His/Her Name, Licker of Butts, Eater of Gooshy Food, and Sleeper of Sunbeams.

twistedmic:

Lieutenant Commander Reginald P. Fluffle-bottom the third Esquire.

Oooh, I'm liking this theme.

Nuuu:
Robert.

The cat is now named Robert.

But it's a girl :(

A girl you say? How about Buttons then?
(Cause she's cute like a button)
((No, not that way!))
(((Cute as a button doesn't even make sense!?)))
((((Excuse me, I'll be away ddg'ing for a while now.))))

Drathnoxis:

Asita:
Lord Drathnoxis of house <your surname>, First of his Name, Protector of the Household, Chaser of Laserpoints...

Happyninja42:
I was going to go with Purrcival Von Fluffles, First of His/Her Name, Licker of Butts, Eater of Gooshy Food, and Sleeper of Sunbeams.

twistedmic:

Lieutenant Commander Reginald P. Fluffle-bottom the third Esquire.

Oooh, I'm liking this theme.

Nuuu:
Robert.

The cat is now named Robert.

But it's a girl :(

As I have been informed that the esteemed feline in question is a girl cat, I formally amend my suggestion to Regina and incorporate other names so that her title is now
Lord Commander Regina P(urrcival) von Fluffles, First of Her Name,Protectorof the Realm, Licker of Butts, Watcher of Bugs (and totally not ghosts), Chaser of the Cursed Dot, Sleeper of Sunbeams, Keeper of the Warmest part of the Bed, Taster of all Human food.

Drathnoxis:

Asita:
Lord Drathnoxis of house <your surname>, First of his Name, Protector of the Household, Chaser of Laserpoints...

Happyninja42:
I was going to go with Purrcival Von Fluffles, First of His/Her Name, Licker of Butts, Eater of Gooshy Food, and Sleeper of Sunbeams.

twistedmic:

Lieutenant Commander Reginald P. Fluffle-bottom the third Esquire.

Oooh, I'm liking this theme.

Nuuu:
Robert.

The cat is now named Robert.

But it's a girl :(

Alternate idea: Name her after Anders kitten in Dragon Age: Awakening, "Ser Pounce-a-lot".

Asita:
Need more details. How did you come to possess this kitty, and are there any personality traits that might inform the naming decision?

However...if this is a particularly small kitty? Might I recommend Jugemu Jugemu Goko-no surikire Kaijarisuigyo-no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Kuunerutokoro-ni Sumutokoro Yaburakoji-no burakoji Paipopaipo Paipo-no-shuringan Shuringan-no Gurindai Gurindai-no Ponpokopi-no Ponpokona-no Chokyumei-no Chosuke. ...Which I suggest principally because such a long name on such a small creature amuses me. But if that's too long, perhaps Tikki Tikki Tembo-no Sa Rembo-chari Bari Ruchi-pip Peri Pembo. Or if you prefer a more westernized name we could use your forum name as a starting point. I'll assume the kitty is male for the sake of simplicity. If female, adjust as needed. Lord Drathnoxis of house <your surname>, First of his Name, Protector of the Household, Chaser of Laserpoints...

I'm more partial to Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III. -.-

Rosa

Ja'khajiit (literally 'kitten' in Ta'agra)

Being a dog person that's all I've got. Sorry. :)

Asita:

Alternate idea: Name her after Anders kitten in Dragon Age: Awakening, "Ser Pounce-a-lot".

I would, except I couldn't stand to play Awakening for more than an hour.

SckizoBoy:

Asita:
Need more details. How did you come to possess this kitty, and are there any personality traits that might inform the naming decision?

However...if this is a particularly small kitty? Might I recommend Jugemu Jugemu Goko-no surikire Kaijarisuigyo-no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Kuunerutokoro-ni Sumutokoro Yaburakoji-no burakoji Paipopaipo Paipo-no-shuringan Shuringan-no Gurindai Gurindai-no Ponpokopi-no Ponpokona-no Chokyumei-no Chosuke. ...Which I suggest principally because such a long name on such a small creature amuses me. But if that's too long, perhaps Tikki Tikki Tembo-no Sa Rembo-chari Bari Ruchi-pip Peri Pembo. Or if you prefer a more westernized name we could use your forum name as a starting point. I'll assume the kitty is male for the sake of simplicity. If female, adjust as needed. Lord Drathnoxis of house <your surname>, First of his Name, Protector of the Household, Chaser of Laserpoints...

I'm more partial to Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III. -.-

Certainly a name you don't hesitate to call, but perhaps Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca Banana Fanna Bo Besca the Third, instead.

Drathnoxis:
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Why? Hello, Kitty! :)

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