Who would win in a fight?

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This thread is simple: you pit two or more characters against each other, and the next poster says who they think would win, then posts two other characters.

I'll start: Who would win in a fight, the crew on the Starship Enterprise or the Cylons from Battlestar Galactica?

We seriously reducing ourselves to this? Also, you said characters, but these are ships.

Fine.

Enterprise vs. Cylons: Cylons win

Next:

Andromeda Ascendant (Andromeda) vs. White Star 1 (Babylon 5)

Hawki:
We seriously reducing ourselves to this? Also, you said characters, but these are ships.

Fine.

Enterprise vs. Cylons: Cylons win

Next:

Andromeda Ascendant (Andromeda) vs. White Star 1 (Babylon 5)

I don't know what either of these are. But I'm going to say the White Star 1 because the Andromeda Ascendant looks like a strap on dildo.

Next: Red m&m vs. Yellow m&m

Forum game is forum game... -.-

OT: Red MnM, it's angrier and gets a sucker punch in.

Next: Kampfgruppe Miho vs. Michael Wittmann >.>

SckizoBoy:
Forum game is forum game... -.-

OT: Red MnM, it's angrier and gets a sucker punch in.

Next: Kampfgruppe Miho vs. Michael Wittmann >.>

Gotta give it to Miho, as Wittmann died in the 40s, and as far as I can tell Miho isn't dead.

Clan Elemental vs Primaris Space Marine?

Silentpony:
Clan Elemental vs Primaris Space Marine?

I don't know what the Clan Elemental is so he wins out of pure element of surprise or something.

Dr. Manhattan vs Charlie Brown?

Adam Jensen:

Silentpony:
Clan Elemental vs Primaris Space Marine?

I don't know what the Clan Elemental is so he wins out of pure element of surprise or something.

Dr. Manhattan vs Charlie Brown?

I think Manhattan wins, by being a God. A better vs would be Dr. Manhattan vs Freakazoid. Manhattan is a God, but Freakazoid not only can break the 4th wall, he has the writers under contract so he always wins. So we have someone who can alter reality within the fight, and someone who has the author themselves on their side.

Silentpony:
I think Manhattan wins, by being a God. A better vs would be Dr. Manhattan vs Freakazoid. Manhattan is a God, but Freakazoid not only can break the 4th wall, he has the writers under contract so he always wins. So we have someone who can alter reality within the fight, and someone who has the author themselves on their side.

Freakazoid by a last minute re-write protest then.

Warring States era Japan (united, under Nobunaga) vs. The Roman Empire (under Julius Ceasar)

Smithnikov:
Warring States era Japan (united, under Nobunaga) vs. The Roman Empire (under Julius Ceasar)

My money is actually on Nobunaga.

By the time of Nobunaga, Japanese armies were distinctly early modern in character, with pike and shot being predominant. While the Romans had faced Greek pikemen, early modern pike armies were a very different story and were basically unbeatable even in their own time period. Additionally, where the Romans really had the edge on their rivals was in logistics and organisation, but against an early modern army they don't even really have that advantage.

You might think that the Romans would be able to field enormous numbers to compensate, but when you look at individual battles Roman armies really aren't bigger than those which fought major battles in Nobunaga's Japan. For all its vast conquests, Rome under Ceasar is still essentially administered like a city-state. The proportion of the population who is even eligible to join the army, let alone willing to do so, is actually very small.

So yeah, Nobunaga wins.

Anyway, err..

Dumbledore versus the Balrog.

Better than Gandalf? Worse? About the same?

evilthecat:

Anyway, err..

Dumbledore versus the Balrog.

Better than Gandalf? Worse? About the same?

Well as Gandalf already demonstrated, magic can defeat a Balrog even if you're an old man. So Dumbledore.

Next fight:

An X-Wing piloted by Keyan Farlander,

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vs a TIE Fighter piloted by Maarek Stele

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Squilookle:

evilthecat:

Anyway, err..

Dumbledore versus the Balrog.

Better than Gandalf? Worse? About the same?

Well as Gandalf already demonstrated, magic can defeat a Balrog even if you're an old man. So Dumbledore.

Next fight:

An X-Wing piloted by Keyan Farlander,

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vs a TIE Fighter piloted by Maarek Stele

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Keyan Farlander because the empire always loses.

Next: A whirlpool vs. a tornado

Whirlwind, obv.

Mike Haggar or the Gangs of New York

Baffle2:

Mike Haggar or the Gangs of New York

Haggar makes good progress and crushes dozens of hoods, even gets through the Dead Rabbits before Bill the Butcher stun-locks him with those knife attacks.

Kenshiro vs Shao Khan

Smithnikov:

Kenshiro vs Shao Khan

I'd put my money on Shao Khan, mostly due to the fact that I know who Shao Khan is more than Kenshiro.

The Malaz 14th Army (the Bonehunters) under Tavore Paran or Daenerys Targaryen and her army, dragons included.

twistedmic:

Smithnikov:

Kenshiro vs Shao Khan

I'd put my money on Shao Khan, mostly due to the fact that I know who Shao Khan is more than Kenshiro.

The Malaz 14th Army (the Bonehunters) under Tavore Paran or Daenerys Targaryen and her army, dragons included.

Kenshiro is the main character from Fist of the North Star. He's the source of the "You are already dead" meme.

Anyway...

Daenearys pulls out a victory with heavy casualties, mostly due to more experience and training in her own forces.

Okay, since we're going with obscure fantasy as part of this...

Elric of Melnibone' (alone, but armed w/Stormbringer) vs The Harry Potter verse.

I have no idea, what Elric of Melnibone is, but I'd wager The Harry Potter verse would win seeing as this Elric person (according to Google and Wiki's) is basically just snope Voldemort with a sword and a nose. Harry Potter beat him once, he can probably beat him again.

My choice for a battle?

Joseph Joestar from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure - Battle Tendency vs Alucard from Hellsing Ultimate. The former is an almighty vampire. But the latter is an ultra genius with sunlight power.

Alucard, hands down. Off the top of my head, I'd put Joseph as maybe able to fight Walter, but Alucard's another story entirely. His shadow powers make him insanely durable on their own, and up until the finale he has at least several armies' worth of familiars that he can either burn as extra lives or summon to fight for him.

And there's no way in hell that Joseph could survive Alucard's Level 0 release. Even if we exclude the characters he absorbed with special powers of their own and assume that every familiar of his had the mental capacity of a ghoul, there are just way too many bodies for Joseph to deal with. Alucard could literally just have them crush him under their sheer cumulative weight. And on top of that Alucard has centuries of battle experience and no discernable weaknesses short of "Holy Nail" tier sacred relics. On the whole, this feels very lopsided in Alucard's favor.

And for our next match let's go with those mysterious men in black. Swashbucklers rejoice, because we're pitting the Dread Pirate Roberts against Zorro!

My Toriel plush vs my Ralsie plush. They are plush toys, everyone wins by them just existing.

Sanderpower:
I have no idea, what Elric of Melnibone is, but I'd wager The Harry Potter verse would win seeing as this Elric person (according to Google and Wiki's) is basically just snope Voldemort with a sword and a nose. Harry Potter beat him once, he can probably beat him again.

Serves me right for using another obscure character but....no, Elric is not just Voldey with sword and nose considering what he trucks with and slaps around without a sweat. Also, Stormbringer isn't just a sword...ho boy no...

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Smithnikov:
Serves me right for using another obscure character but... Elric

Obscure? I could weep. Elric of Melnibone is probably the most famous creation of one of fantasy literature's great authors.

If nothing else, the Chaos faction in Warhammer is totally a rip-off of the forces of chaos from Moorcock's Elric books.

Agema:

Smithnikov:
Serves me right for using another obscure character but... Elric

Obscure? I could weep. Elric of Melnibone is probably the most famous creation of one of fantasy literature's great authors.

Maybe in the 70's. Until Moorcock's work gets a streaming series adaptation, none of the kids today are gonna know about his stuff, no matter how influential it's been to dark fantasy/sci-fi.

Asita:
And for our next match let's go with those mysterious men in black. Swashbucklers rejoice, because we're pitting the Dread Pirate Roberts against Zorro!

In that particular match up, I'd have to give the win To the Dread Pirate Roberts. He'd been at the game than that particular Zorro.

Scorpion from Mortal Kombat Ten (specifically) or Kratos from God of War (4 specifically).

twistedmic:

Scorpion from Mortal Kombat Ten (specifically) or Kratos from God of War (4 specifically).

Kratos, without much difficulty. Scorpion can lose against an action film-star or a cop with a gun, whereas Kratos has defeated gods and titans.

All Might in his fully-powered state (My Hero Academia) vs. Aang in the Avatar State (Avatar: The Last Airbender).

Agema:

Smithnikov:
Serves me right for using another obscure character but... Elric

Obscure? I could weep. Elric of Melnibone is probably the most famous creation of one of fantasy literature's great authors.

If nothing else, the Chaos faction in Warhammer is totally a rip-off of the forces of chaos from Moorcock's Elric books.

Right down to the symbol even.

But as said earlier, that's to us old farts.

Silvanus:

twistedmic:

Scorpion from Mortal Kombat Ten (specifically) or Kratos from God of War (4 specifically).

Kratos, without much difficulty. Scorpion can lose against an action film-star or a cop with a gun, whereas Kratos has defeated gods and titans.

All Might in his fully-powered state (My Hero Academia) vs. Aang in the Avatar State (Avatar: The Last Airbender).

Hoo...that's a tough one. Both of them are packing some serious firepower, and they've got radically different styles. At the end of the day, however, I think I'm going to have to give it to All Might because of the feats of speed we saw on top of his raw strength. During the story proper we saw him explicitly cover a distance of about 5 km in 30 seconds, so was reaching speeds of 600 km (372 miles) per hour. Less concretely, another instance saw him scoop up multiple people and set them down a short distance away before anyone (including those being rescued) could even process what was happening. I don't know of any feat that puts Aang even remotely near that same level of speed, so I'd say the smart money would be on All Might.

Next round: They're mean, they're green, and they are the monster under the bed for their in-game enemies. In the green corner, it's Doom Slayer (DOOM)! In the other green corner, it's Master Chief (Halo)!

Asita:

Next round: They're mean, they're green, and they are the monster under the bed for their in-game enemies. In the green corner, it's Doom Slayer (DOOM)! In the other green corner, it's Master Chief (Halo)!

Doomslayer. They're faster, jumpier, meaner, and carries more firepower a whole squad of Spartans combined.

Tsumugi Kotobuki (K-On) vs Carole (Carole and Tuesday)

I'm guessing K-On is one of those Kpop bands even though the name of the dude sounds japanese. Carole and Tuesday sounds like a boring elderly lady and her small dog. My money is on Tsumugi Kotobuki, that's an asian name and he probably knows kung fu.

An angry grizzly bear vs Usain Bolt. The fight takes place in an open field, 200 meters away from them there's the BFG9000 from Doom.

Wintermute:

An angry grizzly bear vs Usain Bolt. The fight takes place in an open field, 200 meters away from them there's the BFG9000 from Doom.

Bear wins. Bolt might get to the gun, but unless he has prior experience as a Space Marine he won't get it working before getting his face eaten off.

Donald Trump vs Bernie Sanders. Cage fight, one knife in the middle on the floor.

Gethsemani:

Wintermute:

An angry grizzly bear vs Usain Bolt. The fight takes place in an open field, 200 meters away from them there's the BFG9000 from Doom.

Bear wins. Bolt might get to the gun, but unless he has prior experience as a Space Marine he won't get it working before getting his face eaten off.

Donald Trump vs Bernie Sanders. Cage fight, one knife in the middle on the floor.

That's not even a fight. Bernie wins. Remember Trump doesn't believe exercise is a thing, he's at least 100lbs over weight, he can barely walk, let alone breathe, has high blood pressure and mini strokes. Bernie is old and peaceful, sure, but he can walk and Donald is such a coward IRL he's start crying if Bernie just picked up the knife. He doesn't even have to hurt Trump, just have something Trump doesn't have.

Next: You vs. an entire class of kindergartners.

Drathnoxis:
Next: You vs. an entire class of kindergartners.

If it's keeping them from being too rowdy? Yes, I win.

Crystal Viper vs. T-800

Sam Gideon vs. all of the Decepticons.

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Bakugo's inevitable defeat would be a huge blow to his ego. She does not even need a kamui to beat him. Just her own fighting skills and her sword alone. She would put him in his place. I've got a big, evil, Grinch smile on my face right now!

The T-800 survived what... 3 bad movies at this point? It can survive that thing easily.

Hand Sanitizer vs Toilet Paper

Hand Sanitizer.

Samurai Jack vs. Roronoa Zoro.

Samurai Jack, cuz he knows a ton of fighting styles and has survived over 50 years of death and suffering.

Donald Trump vs Joe Biden

Wintermute:
The T-800 survived what... 3 bad movies at this point? It can survive that thing easily.

Hand Sanitizer vs Toilet Paper

For the sake of clarity, I'm gonna just refer to either of the T-800 models from T1 & T2. Either of them could win, although, the T2!T-800 is more resourceful. The only flaw is they both lack speed compared to Crystal Viper, and would still get some serious damage when getting in a scrap with Dr. Manhattan's robotic knock off. Also, the CV can use cloaking, but you only see it when fighting a second one.

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