The Most Trivial and Pointless Argument You've Ever Had.

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I've had some pretty damn stupid arguments. Probably the most trivial any of you have heard before. The best example would be that a certain someone refuses to believe Amsterdam isn't in Germany. This one still hasn't ended, it has been about a month.

Give me some ridiculous argument you have had or are still having.

That the term "skinny" isn't typically used as an insult.

How can that argument go on for an hour?

The most trivial arguement I've had recently was with my little sister. I was trying to tell her that she was European(we live in Ireland) but she shouldn't hear it. Kept insisting she was Irish, not European.

It was facepalm worthy.

What day it is. My friend said it was Monday, but I insisted it was Sunday. He was right, I knew he was right, but by the code I've invented for my convenience, it was still Sunday. Hell, it was actually still Tuesday.

"Bioware didn't make KOTR2 for the last Godd*mn time! It was Obsidian!"
"Yes. There really was a game called Metal gear for the Nes...and yes, it was solid snake.
"Chibi means runt you ignorant son of a -, Kawaii means cute. ARGH!"
"Yes, that's slade from the teen titans Tv show...and yes, he banging a 16 year old.

I argue with people about arguing, All of the Time.

Seems pretty trivial to me, no?

It lasted quite a while. It was...

You have a 12 hour analogue clock (probably watch is a better example) and it only goes up to 12.00 not a 24 hour clock. So at 12.00 mid day (on the dot) would it be am or pm? And 12.00 at midnight would this be am or pm?

I don't think we ever came to an answer for that. If anyone knows could you answer it.

My friend was once convinced that you couldn't argue about everything, so I proceeded to argue that the sky was not blue and was instead a shade of red humans were blind to. That was a very entertaining if unproductive 40 minutes.

At my lunch table, we had an argument about whether or not white chocolate chips in a chocolate cookie was considered a "double chocolate cookie." That argument went on for about half an hour.

I once argued with someone about whether fish should be classified as an animal or not.

My little brother doesn't think I can balance a ball on my nose for a minute. I've shown him before too and he always says I'm using strings or magnets or something.

Rasputin1:
The most trivial arguement I've had recently was with my little sister. I was trying to tell her that she was Europian(we live in Ireland) but she shouldn't hear it. Kept insisting she was Irish, not Europian.

It was facepalm worthy.

Also where did you get your avatar I was actually distracted watching it for like 5 min before I relized I was typing something.

I had an arguement about whether Bambi's mom died. We called up my sister, and I won.

a good friend of mine refuses to let go of his notion that UPS trucks are black. i don't understand it. their motto is "What can brown do for you?" it says it right there. this arguement has gone on for three years. we both refuse to give up.

Banana Phone Man:
It lasted quite a while. It was...

You have a 12 hour analogue clock (probably watch is a better example) and it only goes up to 12.00 not a 24 hour clock. So at 12.00 mid day (on the dot) would it be am or pm? And 12.00 at midnight would this be am or pm?

I don't think we ever came to an answer for that. If anyone knows could you answer it.

0000/2400/midnight is 12:00 a.m., 1200/noon is 12:00 p.m.

I've had a debate about whether or not bees were the prostitutes of nature. I won. They are.

Banana Phone Man:
It lasted quite a while. It was...

You have a 12 hour analogue clock (probably watch is a better example) and it only goes up to 12.00 not a 24 hour clock. So at 12.00 mid day (on the dot) would it be am or pm? And 12.00 at midnight would this be am or pm?

I don't think we ever came to an answer for that. If anyone knows could you answer it.

12 at night is AM and 12 mid day is PM. Or so I believe.

Me and a friend got into an argument over whether restaurants really had to be open for 24 hrs. He claimed that no one is ever at a restaurant at 3 in the morning. And i said that there is always someone there. I told him to go there, and he'd find someone. It might just be himself finding himself at a McDonalds at 3 am, but I would be right.
This conversation went on for a solid half hour till some chick got annoyed and told us to talk about normal guy stuff like boobs.

Deofuta:
I argue with people about arguing, All of the Time.

Seems pretty trivial to me, no?

No, actually, it doesn't, and I find the fact you consider it trivial a cause for argument in of itself.

Arguing over what was the coolest space marine legion in 40k....

I said Word Bearers
One friend said Iron Warriors
Another said Space Wolves

We went on for about 40 minutes, arguing about which looked the most badass, which one would win in a battle royale, which one was the strongest in terms of armament and military might....

Yeah, we're all huge nerds.

Kharloth:
Arguing over what was the coolest space marine legion in 40k....

I said Word Bearers
One friend said Iron Warriors
Another said Space Wolves

We went on for about 40 minutes, arguing about which looked the most badass, which one would win in a battle royale, which one was the strongest in terms of armament and military might....

Yeah, we're all huge nerds.

Wow what an incredibly pointless argument.....

... Because anyone with half a brain would know that the Night Lords are the best and brightest!

I got into an argument with a friend about me hypothetically owning a grizzly bear for 5 years and having tons of people over in its presence and nothing wrong happened and he still would freak out and leave my house after seeing the bear.

I used to have long arguments over who was suffering the most out of the relationship between Dick Dastardly and Muttley. I argued that Dick was getting it from his superiors for not catching that fucking pigeon and had to deal with his mentally retarded, chronically incompetant sidekick screwing everything up. As the superior, Dastardly has a huge burden of responsability, yet he is forced to care for stupid jobsworths who keep jeapordizing his career.

My learned friend argued that Muttley was mistreated, undeservedly beaten, always being stripped of rank, and his nervous giggling was an indicator of many years worth of psychological abuse.

I was trying to convince my friends that cutting off fingers doesn't count as decapitation because they are not freaking heads. This went on for at least ten minutes. It was funny, looking back, back, god, was it stupid.

Once i have a discussion about how we could reduce universal entropy to make the universe last longer.
"We could cover the sun with solar panels and store the energy and go living underground using the earth´s heat as power source." That was our best idea.
Cookie if anybody understood what i just said.

Some guy tried to argue with me that not only was there a Castlevania game on GameGear, but also a Tetris game.

There aren't.

My red nosed friend and I once argued which was colder The North or South pole.

klipton:
Once i have a discussion about how we could reduce universal entropy to make the universe last longer.
"We could cover the sun with solar panels and store the energy and go living underground using the earth´s heat as power source." That was our best idea.
Cookie if anybody understood what i just said.

capture all the suns light for a near endless solar energy supply. live deep underground for the lack of heat.

as for the question, recently my friend called me and said:

"dude, kinect is so much better than PlayStation move!" and in my opinion, it's not. seeing as how kinect can't play platformers and shooters. this led to a smaller argument about whether kinect can track finger movement. he ended the argument with : "well it doesn't matter cause their both good!" which basically meant he was out of ammunition but refused to admit defeat. bastard...

I had an argument very recently with a fellow gamer about Mario's employment.
He refused to believe that, before being a plumber, Mario worked in a cement factory...

We called up the highest gaming authority, and she proved I was right.
He still won't believe it.

I made a thread about an argument with my friend over weather or not "jump the shark" was a real phrase, I remember I yelled at him and pounded my fists on the table in the public school cafeteria loudly after he said he hadn't bothered to read any of the evidence I sent him, I then found out he was fucking with me and knew it was a real phrase all along. I got trolled in real life.

It's been 2 and a half years, and my acting class is still trying to convince one student that kidneys do exist and are not made up by doctors to get money for kidney medication that does nothing.

I had an argument with someone (can't recall) whether or not he dropped a bucket of Ooblek onto my other friend. I had worse but I can't remember

I remember being at my mates playin Ragnarok and I stated that if I killed 1000 of these monsters then I should get this rare card drop from it (which had a 0.1% chance of dropping). They couldn't see what I meant. I went to say that if I was to roll a die 6 times then I am likely to have it land on the number 6 at least once.. and so if I killed 1000 of this monster than I am likely to get the drop.

It kinda went on for a long time, but at least it gave me something to do while I hunted. Hunting rare items was made more bearable for me if I set a target.

Wow, these aren't trivial or pointless...these are just plain stupid. The best example so far seems to be this guy's.

Kharloth:
Arguing over what was the coolest space marine legion in 40k....

I said Word Bearers
One friend said Iron Warriors
Another said Space Wolves

We went on for about 40 minutes, arguing about which looked the most badass, which one would win in a battle royale, which one was the strongest in terms of armament and military might....

Yeah, we're all huge nerds.

Thats a trivial and pointless argument. Not whether or not if you were born in Ireland if you're considered European.

Mine would have to be why Luigi Green is cooler than Yoshi Green. It just freakin' is.

I keep telling my friends that Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds isn't about LSD. (Oh, really? You noticed that it spells out LSD? Good for you, now go sit in the corner until you have proof that beats Snopes) I just ignore them if they bring it up now.

Whether pizza was invented in Italy or America. I can't believe I have to actually argue this with someone either...

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