Staring at Boobs Helps Men Live Longer, says Study.

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magmayoshi:
The thread's title being a bad pun kinda gave away the fact that it was false.

You've never seen my posts before, have you? ;)

Oh sh!t, that's really unfortunate for me. I'm more of a leg person myself. I will not be persuaded to look/think otherwise.

i saw some show on nat geo where they had studied the effects of women on men when it comes to bargaining
According to them in this experiment where they would 2 guys devide a sum between them, the norm being 50-50, if they let one set of them play with a bra for a while they would be more likely to take a worse deal than 50-50

Revelo:
Didn't Brainiac test to see if staring at boobs was the equivilient of a 30 minute workout and proved it was?

I think they did that and found out it wasn't. Not sure though, but it wouldn't make sense since it doesn't raise your pulse nearly as much as when you work out for 5 minutes.

Some searching gave me this http://videosift.com/video/Brainiac-Looking-At-Breasts-Experiment
They found out it was not, but that it did raise the pulse some, but not even remotely as much.

crudus:
I have heard about this and actually tell the girls I hang out with about this. They now let me star at their chest for limited amount of time a day.

You have some cool freinds.

I've told mt freind about this, she'll probably laugh and not let me look. But I could always go out for a 'walk'

Haha that picture was hilarious. Maybe I will not join the gym and instead hire some busty whore for a staring session.

i wonder what my gf would say to this...

So porn saves our lives? AWESOME

tell you what those scientist are smart as hell :)

Makes you wonder how women have a higher life expectancy.

Anything that relieves stress makes you live longer.

If it was real, I was going to have to thank the men of my acquaintance for their sacrifice.

My wife shows me boob when I'm getting mad at Modern Warfare 2. It certainly keeps me grounded.

Well this certainly sounds interesting and is a score for nerds everywhere who can now add 'health' to the list of reasons for why they look up secksay pronz but at the same time I get the feeling a lot of people would find this a little hard to believe.

But in the meantime, someone on the Bioware social network sent me a picture of a topless Ashley Williams making out with an equally topless Jack and I stared at that picture for about a minute. According to this statistic my life expectancy just shot up immensely.

I can deal with that.

And that is why mankind has created Porn.

Haha, boobs...

actually interesting point about this is having sex increases male life span.

So does that mean all nudists will live forever or something? I hope this is true, might mean that naked ladies would be encouraged....although i've done 30 minutes aerobics, that's fucking tiring, hardly the same as looking at beauty-orbs :D

TerribleAssassin:

crudus:
I have heard about this and actually tell the girls I hang out with about this. They now let me star at their chest for limited amount of time a day.

You have some cool freinds.

I've told mt freind about this, she'll probably laugh and not let me look. But I could always go out for a 'walk'

My friends are biology majors. They know it is instinctive for me to look anyway. I am just not allowed to touch.

Revelo:
Didn't Brainiac test to see if staring at boobs was the equivilient of a 30 minute workout and proved it was?

No, they proved it wasn't.

MWHAHAHA! Silly mortals and your prostate cancer and your dying!

Eternal youth for the price of a super-muscular right arm... DEAL!

It doesn't make you live longer if you're driving a truck.

The_root_of_all_evil:

magmayoshi:
The thread's title being a bad pun kinda gave away the fact that it was false.

You've never seen my posts before, have you? ;)

I like how one of the first posts is something along the lines of "This study would never get money". Excuse me, the study of the coefficient of friction of sheep being dragged along various surfaces. Money can be gotten for anything.

The_root_of_all_evil:

Fine, I guess I will address this.

ok look at this picture

Open this one up and try not to look.

Wait... so basically watching porn will make you live longer? Right? Cause I somehow find that veeeery interesting :O

crudus:

The_root_of_all_evil:

magmayoshi:
The thread's title being a bad pun kinda gave away the fact that it was false.

You've never seen my posts before, have you? ;)

I like how one of the first posts is something along the lines of "This study would never get money". Excuse me, the study of the coefficient of friction of sheep being dragged along various surfaces. Money can be gotten for anything.

The_root_of_all_evil:

Fine, I guess I will address this.

ok look at this picture

Open this one up and try not to look.

actually in the second pic the eyes draw my attention way more than the chest...i guess because of the contrast of dark/bright plus she kinda reminds me of someone and i cant remember

It's a dark day to be an ass man.

Fetzenfisch:

actually in the second pic the eyes draw my attention way more than the chest...i guess because of the contrast of dark/bright plus she kinda reminds me of someone and i cant remember

I will admit I didn't choose the second picture as wisely as I should have. Her (youtube) name is Hannah Minx. I chose her because 90% of her fanbase focuses only on her boobs which is sad since her videos are actually good and entertaining. They are just overshadowed by her boobs. In this picture I find her eyes to be calming. Really, just looking at anything pleasant will calm you and thus lower you blood pressure. I was just focusing on boobs because I am so incredibly immature.

*Looks at picture*

...

I see what you did there!

Looks like ive added a little while longer to my life!

Wow, I had no idea I was such a do-gooder. Look at me, reducing stress levels in men! I don't even have to do anything!

Not true

Edit: Haha, say the spoilers. :P

crudus:

The_root_of_all_evil:

magmayoshi:
The thread's title being a bad pun kinda gave away the fact that it was false.

You've never seen my posts before, have you? ;)

I like how one of the first posts is something along the lines of "This study would never get money". Excuse me, the study of the coefficient of friction of sheep being dragged along various surfaces. Money can be gotten for anything.

Well if you've heard of enough real studies you'd realize that you can get funding for pretty much any study. I wonder why there hasn't been a study of how much money you can get for study funding study. xD

crudus:

The_root_of_all_evil:

Fine, I guess I will address this.

ok look at this picture

Open this one up and try not to look.

Well I must be a monster then because I'm indifferent to such things... but then again I've been in countless sessions of life drawing classes (so someone attractive fully nude isn`t going to create a response often enough) and those photos aren't exactly provocative or flattering.

...I don't care if its fake, I do it anyway. *shrug*

I heard about this a long time ago and have been working on it for the last year now.

Though I'm not really sure a long life is something I want if I'm expected to blind in the next decade.

Great so now not only if I do it I look like a creeper if I point this fact out they'll just slap me across the face. Almost sounds creditable

License to Stare?

Sign my hormonal ass up pronto!

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