Fetishes you will NEVER understand

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Baby play...

I physically cringe when people online sometimes admit to wearing diapers and getting a kick out of having a mummy and daddy. That's just weird... I am actually shuddering and cringing with detest as I write this. I just don't get it.

scat. I just don't even get it.

I'm a pretty sexually open. I've been with guys and girls. I've met people who are into some weird stuff. Hell i'm into some weird stuff. but Scat and piss Just do not make the list, or even potentials for the list. It's just gross. Gore I can kinda understand but i don't think it's particularly healthy.

ThatRandomGuy42:
Clue is in the title.

I have weird discussions with my friends, and one of my female friends admitted she has a biting and blood fetish.

Now...I dunno about you guys, but how is that in ANY WAY sexual? It'd just be painful. You could have the argument that they are into that sort of thing, but...still.

you know the modern "horror" movies are called "torture porn". thats because seeing a woman slaughtered on screen turns people on.

also whats up with the shemale and gay porn flood? it seems that nowadays 90% of porn sites that used to be striaght only turned into "Gay pride" "shemale" and similar stuff.

Troublesome Lagomorph:

Furries (same as beastiality, imo)

Furries creep me out to, but I can't really agree with what you said. First off you have to ask yourself why, objectively speaking, bestiality is wrong in the first place. Having sex with a simple animal is abuse. Furries are people, animal people, but still people. Technically speaking, being attracted to furries is like being attracted to aliens; it is at least in that ballpark. Furries do share animal-like characteristics, but that shouldn't neccisairly equate them to having sex with an animal. After all, we don't equate everything we see in porn to pedophilia simple because adults share some characteristics with children.

Strazdas:
you know the modern "horror" movies are called "torture porn". thats because seeing a woman slaughtered on screen turns people on.

That's not true.

Regular pornography panders to ones sexuality with no concern for artistry, plot etc.

Traditional splatter movies concentrated more on the tension, the characters and the general sense of horror and dread. In modern splatter movies (what we call torture porn) the tension, characters, story and artistry tends to get left by the way side in favour of overtly gorey scenes.

For example, a lot of people who saw the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre (a traditional splatter film) would talk about the scene where a woman was hung from a meat hook by the flesh of her back. They would describe the scene and how it had explicitly showed the hook cutting through flesh, but if you actually analysed they movie you will see that the hook cutting through flesh was never shown. The combination of tension, empathy for the character and the sense of horror and dread the audience felt created that image in their head, so vividly they could swear they'd seen it play out in front of them.
If that movie were a modern splatter movie (torture porn) they would have just shown the audience the hook cutting through flesh and there would have been no need to build tension, build empathy for the characters, build a sense of dread or terror.
It panders to the audience with explicit imagery instead of genuine artistry.

OT: Obese partners. I just cannot find anyone who has crossed the line from chubby into fat, attractive.

I heard a news story about a guy who blew white pepper into a woman's face to try to get her to sneeze, because sneexing arouses him. That's pretty bizarre.

I'll never understand ANY fetish (definition = sexual fixation with objects, body parts, or situations not conventionally viewed as being sexual in nature). I believe that they're a sort of mental disease, a defective wiring of the brain. There's nothing to understand, sick people need pills and treatment, it's as simple as that. However, I don't judge, here's why...

The problem is that because of the cheap media and marketing of today, we've been encouraged to associate a lot of things with sex, to view mild sexual stuff with an amplified meaning and to grow the importance of sex in our lives, while at the same time derailing it from the original meaning, beauty and purpose. What we now call "normal sex" doesn't have much more in common with sexual reproduction than... well... eating shit. Step back a second and remember that first time when you saw real sex and thought "well, that makes more sense than the bloody stork story", then remember when you first saw oral sex and thought "wtf?! eeew!!!". We're hard wired and no amount of Victoria's Secret catalogs is gonna change that. But we do mess with the wiring and the result is... oh boy... I double dare you to father a girl.

Furries. I can't stand this one. It is the only fetish with its own online subculture.

And anyone who uses the word 'huggles' is probably a pedophile.

Feet are gross. Feet are just shitty hands that can't do any of the awesome shit hands can do. Why would you get off to feet? What is wrong with you, Quentin Tarantino?! Your movies are so good! Why do you randomly zoom in on some broad's bare feet for no goddamn reason?!

TheKasp:
All the ones I don't have ;)

I don't understand why people find thick / overweight people sexual arousing - but simply because I don't (or did not yet met the right person to achieve that).
I don't get scat or whatever the fecies stuff is called. I find it just gross.
I don't get large breasts. No really, if there is one thing in my eyes that can detract from the attractiveness of a women than those would be two big, bouncing balloons. Oh, they certainly are a looker but god forbid she sets those free.

But then if you are one that enjoys one of those I say: Have fun!

This, entirely.

Granted, I have a bit of an explanation for why number 3 applies to myself: I'm a bit of a thin fellow myself, and I tend to prefer girls closer to my body type than further away (which creates a bit of a pickle for me when my mates ask if I'm more an "ass" guy or a breasts guy. I classify as neither, although I'm not entirely sure if it's through apathy or through my not liking too much of either.)

The others I don't get? Pretty much anything relating to feces or urine. To me, it seems like a basic biological function. That'd be like... getting aroused by breathing.

Which, come to think of it, is certainly a thing.

Also, clowns.

Byzantinium:
Feet. Furries/fatties/etc I can understand because it's all the same sexual bits with different wrapping, and the various pain fetishes are because the pleasure and pain sections of the brain are neighbors (same reason some people sneeze when they see a bright light)...but feet? I really do not understand how feet are at all sexy.

This. All the other stuff I can at least quantify to myself, but feet? Come on, it's... feet!

Feet, I hate feet can't stand them (ba-dum-tish!)
Loli, underage girls thats like 12?
Shota, same thing as dickgirl mixed with loli da fuq?
Food play, are you so dependent on food that you have to hump it?
Balloons, Saw this on 'Taboo' big fat guy getting a boner as balloons popped. Only thing he's ever popped!
Sounding/Urethra Play, tried it.. pissed blood.. end if play
Bathroom stuff, yea not into that my baby's mama loved to be peed on/in though.. I always felt so dirty after sex with her.. *inserts that into vault I can never share with my son*
Nullification, you're not cutting anything off me.

*Reserved space for things I find out I don't Like*

TheKasp:
All the ones I don't have ;)

I don't understand why people find thick / overweight people sexual arousing - but simply because I don't (or did not yet met the right person to achieve that).
I don't get scat or whatever the fecies stuff is called. I find it just gross.
I don't get large breasts. No really, if there is one thing in my eyes that can detract from the attractiveness of a women than those would be two big, bouncing balloons. Oh, they certainly are a looker but god forbid she sets those free.

But then if you are one that enjoys one of those I say: Have fun!

Pretty much this.

I do like a nice thickness in a lady, but I find chubby chasers bizarre and feeders are just goddamn creepy.

Scat/Watersports/vomit/blood play is unhygienic and I get neurotic enough about what I can catch from plain vanilla sexual activities without thinking about what there might be in other bodily fluids. Yes, I know urine is sterile, but still, ew...

Aside from that? Vore, Furries etc. are as funny as they are creepy, but I still don't think I'll ever understand them.

canadamus_prime:

ForgottenPr0digy:
Urine
Scat
Vore/Gore
BDSM
S&M
Overweight
Inflation
Anal fisting

All of those. Also furries.

EDIT: Oh yeah, and beastiality too.

Okay furries i absolutely hate, but bestiality i can tolerate...(maybe becuase i have that as thing...)

I also can`t stand guro or waste play

I'm going to go with furries.

There's plenty of other weirdness out there, even stuff I'm heavily opposed to, but I can comprehend it. Why you'd want to pretend to be a different species and that arouses you, I don't get at all.

Although I have the idea it's more something started by one or two completely weird loonies in Japan, and limited almost completely to those, which has gained way more notoriety than it should due to teh internets.

xPixelatedx:
Furries creep me out to, but I can't really agree with what you said. First off you have to ask yourself why, objectively speaking, bestiality is wrong in the first place. Having sex with a simple animal is abuse.

You should be so glad Danyal's been banned. ;-)

Well, there aren't a lot of fetishes I don't "Get". As in, I'm not into them, but from a psychological perspective, I understand them, I can see why they exist.

So lets's see, a fetish I don't get...

I find voyeurism a little weird. Not the watching part, being aroused by watching people have sex is pretty normal. it's that people prefer to NOT be involved in their own fantasy, that kind of flabbergasts me.

How is it that your sexually aroused, but don't want to have sex?

First and foremost, I feel that I should clarify my fetishistic viewpoints, in order of preference:

1. I am a furry, I like the idea of being with a sentient anthropomorphic animal, to such an extent that I am not aroused by the "pure" human form; but I find the idea of the fursuit a poor substitute. I am a tactile person, I touch, I hold, I hug, I caress, hence I feel I can only work with the real thing. All of the following fetishes stem from this fact.

2. I like vorarephilia, solely the type that consists of being consumed whole, but that inherently carries the... risk of one of the participants dying. I also like the variations within soft vore, but I won't go into that.

3. I suppose I'm gay, but it could be that I would be more comfortable in being in close contact with a man than with a woman.

4. I like muscles, but not the bursting-out-of-flesh ones. It's more of a reasonably athletic body I'm into. But I don't think they look good on women.

5. I like... oh boy here we go...large anthropomorphic digitigrade animal paws (that's right, paws, not feet). It's a thing I've recently gotten into.

6. Macros. Giant furries on their own is great for me, but this can be linked with the paws and the vore for greater stimulation.

Let's see, fetishes I REALLY don't understand (extra bafflement for the ones in bold, due to the hygiene issues involved):
Coprophilia (Scat)
Diaper Fetishism

Erotic Asphyxiation (Choking)
Hypnosis (This is basically rape, in my view)
Liquidophilia (Immersing genitals in liquids)
Masochism (Receiving pain)
Mechanophilia (Machines)
Necrophilia (Dead bodies)
Pyrophilia (Fire)
Mucophilia (Mucus)
Uriolagnia (Urine)

Sadism (Inflicting pain on others)
Zoosadism (Sadism with animals)

The rest I feel "Meh" about.

Scat/Watersports
Necrophilia
BDSM/S&M
Lolicon

Just... why? I don't really understand furries, but furries don't make me think "What in the name of fuck are you thinking?" in the same way scat, BDSM and Lolicon does. Just... seek help, seriously.

Scat and vomit are things I'll never understand as a sexual thing. Someone taking a dump anywhere but the toilet is like a dog or cat that won't take to house breaking, not to mention the smell even without being stepped in or smeared around. Someone puking makes me think they ate/drank something bad enough that the body is trying to get it out NOW. Neither of those things make me think "That's so hawt". Same with blood and urine.

Anything anal, which ties into the scat thing.

Anything that can severely hurt or kill a person, such as choking or twisting limbs to uncomfortable degrees.

Pedophilia. Not just flat chested WOMEN or MEN with little in the way of body/facial hair, but prepubescent children. Even midgets are fine, if a little funny. Maybe my mind is stuck in the past, but I don't think a typical six year old would understand that stuff about genitals (past "I'll show you mine if you show me yours") without being raised/trained/groomed into it.

Inflation, like the person putting on a latex suit and having air pumped in until they're a walking balloon. I'd be too busy bouncing things off them to think of sex.

Inflation, like body parts that can be grown to outrageous sizes. Could be fun just to mess with people to look like a human Fiddler Crab, but I'd either be too busy laughing or screaming to think of sex.

Vore/gore. Eating tiny people whole like candy may as well be swallowing live goldfish, and that's icky to me too. Eating chunks of flesh from a normal sized person could fall under the Blood section above.

Remember not to link vore and gore as if they are one single terrible entity. I find them to be completely different sexual fetishes. Perhaps from the same psychological causes and base desires, but their nature and expression are widely different. One may enjoy one and not the other.

Amputation fetishes, although I can rationalize it. It's just gore and S&M taken to an extreme.

Pretty much all of the above. Regular sex is....well sexy I have no idea why so people are not satisfied with it.

I guess stuff involving like knives and cutting and ugh, the whole idea just makes me want to cry and hide, I can't stand the idea of cutting my skin with a knife, it's honestly a horrifying idea to me.

Also, autoerotic asphyxiation even though I think I may have that one? I dunno, the whole idea just terrifies me, again.

Andy Shandy:

Folji:

And inflation fetishism, don't really get that either!

And now I'm reminded of that thread.

I've never understood the scat fetish in all honesty. I just can't see any sort of way that poop can be a turn on. Even if it was moulded into the finest boobs, ass, whatever you find outwardly attractive, etc, it still wouldn't turn me on, because it is literally shit. There's a reason shit is used an adjective to describe bad things.

I think it's more of the domination aspect.

Egg laying and pregnant, maybe an impregnation fetish but why 3rd trimester pregnant? Egg laying is one of many I just don't can't even think up a good explanation.

Machines, Diapers and Scat and/or separately.

Aside from that, while I'm not really into them - I can see why people like different things and I won't confuse body preferences and Fetishes together. I'm usually into Solo, but whatever feels right at the time I guess.

Though my rule of thumb is; one toy at a time.

Not really a fetish at all, but I do not understand why heterosexual males would enjoy watching blowjob/hand job videos. I mean, you're watching fellatio, it seems like something that would be uncomfortable for someone who isn't attracted to males. I watch porn, as does a large amount of people, but I could never find anything arousing about blowjobs/hand jobs. Am I the only one befuddled by this?

Well to say something unsaid here: One of my friends said she had a "fork Fetish". I'm not really sure what that is. Would anybody happen to know?

Crazycat690:

TheYellowCellPhone:
Feet.

Other fetishes I can understand because they involve naughty bits. FEET AREN'T NAUGHTY BITS.

Why not? How come asses are more acceptable than feet? You know what comes out of there? How about breast then? Only there to feed babies, why are those two "naughty bits" but feet aren't? Not that I like nice asses and breast but c'mon, feet makes just as much sense as ass really. Although I see how having a hole makes it more... attractive, for those of us who are male.

Well I could kinda understand the feet fetish thing. Like in the sense of it being more natural/sexy like breasts and butts and adding on to a character. But it's kinda a bit odd picturing a person sitting there pleasuring themselves looking at just feet.

Clive Howlitzer:
Wouldn't most people not "get" any fetishes they themselves don't have? I mean, isn't that sort of the nature of fetishism?

I suppose you're right. I guess I don't understand any other fetishes.
Well besides my own private one I'd rather not share with the rest of the internet (not feet btw).

NoneOfYourBusiness:
I agree with Freud; The only unnatural sexual behavior is none at all.

That's a pretty good quote to add on to this discussion my friend. "Comment of the day*"

Wouldn't most people not "get" any fetishes they themselves don't have? I mean, isn't that sort of the nature of fetishism?

Foot fetish, I really don't get it. What is sexual or promiscuous about a foot? Feet are boring, there is nothing interesting about them. Although girly sock fetishes on the other hand...

Most fetishes I can relate to domination, I guess. That makes a lot of fetishes make a little more sense. With that added, I still don't get feet, watersports, the other water fetish, scat, furry, BBW, beastiality, and inflation. One that I really don't get is monster girls, which is even weirder because even I'm starting to like monster girls.

Russirishican:
Foot fetish, I really don't get it. What is sexual or promiscuous about a foot? Feet are boring, there is nothing interesting about them. Although girly sock fetishes on the other hand...

I get it... kinda.

Considering that most feet are gross, its always nice seeing some feminine feet and ankles. Feminine feet = Classy Ladies/girly girl.

I dont get food fetishes. Nor all the filthy ones people have labelled here.

Strazdas:

ThatRandomGuy42:
Clue is in the title.

I have weird discussions with my friends, and one of my female friends admitted she has a biting and blood fetish.

Now...I dunno about you guys, but how is that in ANY WAY sexual? It'd just be painful. You could have the argument that they are into that sort of thing, but...still.

you know the modern "horror" movies are called "torture porn". thats because seeing a woman slaughtered on screen turns people on.

also whats up with the shemale and gay porn flood? it seems that nowadays 90% of porn sites that used to be striaght only turned into "Gay pride" "shemale" and similar stuff.

Total complete helplessness and trust. The fact that the person can kill you if they wanted to, but instead decide to fuck your brains out can be a major turn on.

Gottesstrafe:
Amputation fetishes, although I can rationalize it. It's just gore and S&M taken to an extreme.

I'm only truly posting here again to say I suspect this man's avatar to be an accurate depiction of a balloon fetish.

Let's see:

Vore
Golden showers
shitting on another person
BDSM
food porn
role playing

And I think that's about it.

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