Meet the Team for Issue 53
Each week we ask a question of our staff and featured writers to learn a little bit about them and gain some insight into where they are coming from.
This week's question is:
In the year 2020, what would a day in your life be like?
Now, we pose the question to you: In the year 2020, what would a day in your life be like?
Get up. Pee. Go to work. En route, trip under weight of dozens of gadgets and bruise knee. Arrive. Open project currently in progress. Read Escapist. Eat. Actually work. Go home. Eat again. Waste time. Worship Zod. Sleep.
WTF?!?! Bongo Bill stole my life?!?!?!
My guess... Working in some forsaken cube farm, having it out w/ my 21 year old daughter for continuously asking for money and for running off w/ "that no good SOB", playing the New New New New New New New New New New New New New Super Mario Bros. (you know... the one where Princess Peach gets captured by Bowser...) and cursing EA for Madden 2020.
Complaining about gas prices, continue anticipating (new hardware).
12:00 AM- Sitting in my V.R chair, machines keeping me alive.
12:00 PM- Sitting in my V.R chair, machines keeping me alive.
Well, 2020 might be too close, but we can hope.
I'll be sitting all day on my porch in a rocking chair... Not just any rocking chair, something cyberpunk to reflect the era, with a cupholder on the left and a docking port for my Nintendo DS (Deca-Screen) on the right, and a gunrack strapped to the right side. I'd sit all day playing my portable console and complain about the music kids listen to... Anyone comes near my lawn I'll tell em to get off and draw my shotgun.
Playing my Xbox 360. Shooting stray dogs... with lasers! Running, jumping, playing ping pong with robots and wondering wheather our alien masters will ever let us cloth ourselves again.
Probably working at an as-of-yet unspecified game studio modelling one of the new Sniper rifles for Unreal Tournament XIV.
That, or I will single-handedly have revolutionized the entire industry into a modern Renaissance where gameplay rules the market as opposed to D-grade stories or pinnacle-esque graphics. (When you have a delicious meal, sure it's nice to know what it's made of and how it looks, but what you really care about is the taste.)
(Wilson/Nil, can you bring back Meet the Team?)
I would be 28, and (hopefully) working as a Journalist of some kind.
I agree with Anarchemitis.
Having a "Meet the Team" for new issues would be really cool.
2020... I WOULD BE 36! VOTE FOR ME FOR PRESIDENT! If America still exists at that point...
Serve my benevolent Robot overlords, all praise to our mechanical masters. (save meeee!!)
This is not the proper place to be requesting things, if you have comments on issue 53's "meet the team" then do so, otherwise I'll just close this as spam and issue warnings.
Just finish conquering Canada as I rule the entire North American continent.
I would get up reluctantly, work at my great job that i would still loath, come home, eat, sleep...thats about it.
Downloading a parkour program to my bionic enhancements so I can look totally sweet jumping through the city streets.
Followed by looking totally sweet jumping through the city streets.
Followed by light lunch.