Can't resist them urges

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As I was walking up a hill today, I saw something that caught my eye, a beautiful new car, smooth, shiny, I'm pretty sure it gets a regular waxing. My gaze is transfixed on the new beautiful vehicle and all I want to do is scratch it!!

Do any of you have those urges where you really want to ruin something...?

Every time I'm holding my keys in my hand, I have the urge to throw them as far as I can. Something about the weight and jingliness off them just makes them so damned throwable! I also get the urge to hit people in the face when they're talking to me- Not because they're annoying or anything, just to see what what would happen.

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You just gotta tip them over, y'know?

I murder'd most of my destructive urges a while back.

... the one that remains is an overwhelming urge to try to stop a ceiling fan with my hand to see if it snaps off.

I'm running out of hands. ;___;

Chipping off nail varnish with my nails.

I don't bother putting it on any more because as soon as one cracks or chips, I start picking it off until there is none left.

I can not abide pristine fields of white snow. Something about them scream "I need footprints!"

Every winter I wait for the first snowfall, silently plotting their destruction.

Every time I try to grow a beard I end up shaving it within about a week because it goes through the itchy stage. Otherwise I guess I always crack my joints which is something I've been doing for about 10 years...neck, back, fingers, toes, back...everything.

There is no such thing as a blank sheet of paper in a 30 meter radius around me. Them papers, they need doodles.

Oh, and those plastic rings under plastic bottle caps, the ones you need to break the cap off from to open the bottle? Yeah, I somehow get this urge to chew the hell out of those things for some reason.

You are your urges. "Resisting them" is just being anxious. :P

I usually get the urge to punch people in the face just to see what would happen. Like I'm sitting in class and I think 'I wonder what would happen if I just such and such'. I'm not a violent person - I'd just like to know how I'd react.

Also doodling on paper - if a lecture is going slowly, time isn't passing, I will draw all over my sheets, even though I know I shouldn't.

Sometimes when I'm sitting in a public place and it's too quiet, I feel a sensation in my arm and my mind just jumps to the idea of randomly slapping someone in the face.

Then there was a time me and a buddy were sitting on my porch at night. A woman walked passed. I told him I just had some crazy urge to jump over my fence and chase her down the street screaming gibberish. He said he felt it, too. Clearly, this is a normal thing.

Those clips on the sides of pens and pencils do not belong. They must be broken off leaving a sharp point in the side of the pen instead.

Paper clips must never be in the shape of a paper clip. It doesn't matter how they are bent, as long as they are not in the original shape.

Paper must have the corners torn off and eaten. Not because of the look, but because paper is delicious and those are the best cuts. Pun not intended.

Whenever I'm in the midst of a serious discussion about serious things with some of my more serious friends, I'm forced to resist the temptation to derail the conversation with some lewd off-kilter topics. Sometimes I throw in obscene metaphors to highlight discrepancies in their arguments - which works quite well - but it's nowhere near the depth of my intentions...

Sometimes when I'm walking to class I get the urge to replicate Goku's Super Saiyan 3 scream. You know, the one that went on for five minutes. I'm pretty sure that makes me autistic.

I'm a graffiti writer. I have an constant urge to write, paint, scratch, or otherwise mark on EVERYTHING

Every now and then when I'm driving I really want to drive like you would in GTA or Saints Row to get to my destination faster. Fortunately I've yet to indulge in this.

Any particular pimple, boil, scab, pustule or otherwise blemish on someone else's person. I want to destroy it. Pop it, make it burst, scratch it off, watch it bleed, etc.

I don't generally have the opportunity to do such unless my mom wants to me look at something for her on an area of her body she can't see properly.

Still, it's always the first thing that comes to mind when I see such things.

Gotta peel it off, people, no matter the device where it's found. Gotta peel it off.
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There's an ant detected. It must be squashed.

Death to ants!

I'm a chewer. Bottle caps, pen caps, pudding cups, metal pop tabs, I chew the hell out of these, but only mine of course. Also, plastic wrap needs holes it it. For...... ventilation purposes.

I always remove the little sticker from the back of bic lighters. It's just a subconscious thing; i slowly peel it off with my index finger, then roll it around with my thumb and index. This has never failed to happen.

Harley Q:
As I was walking up a hill today, I saw something that caught my eye, a beautiful new car, smooth, shiny, I'm pretty sure it gets a regular waxing. My gaze is transfixed on the new beautiful vehicle and all I want to do is scratch it!!

Do any of you have those urges where you really want to ruin something...?

I'd so unleash you on the #DriveClub dude.

Bubble wrap + anybody = flat bubble wrap in seconds. Every time. Guaranteed.

I'm always really tempted to smash glass pipes when I cache them, and smash shot glasses after I shoot them. Fortunately for me, I never have given into such urges so far.

tilmoph:
I always remove the little sticker from the back of bic lighters. It's just a subconscious thing; i slowly pee it off with my index finger, then roll it around with my thumb and index. This has never failed to happen.

That's quite the talent you've got there. >.>

OT: Well, there's bubble wrap, of course. But that's a given.

Loose threads must be pulled, even if it means losing a sleeve.

I always have the urge to stick my finger in a fan while it's on.

Poking bruises, cuts, scrapes, and other minor injuries. I know it's going to hurt, but I just can't help myself.

wintercoat:

tilmoph:
i slowly pee it off with my index finger

That's quite the talent you've got there. >.>

Oh that, um.... that came out wrong. Though, peeing out of my index finger might be kind of fun in some cases. Imagine it could get a bit unsanitary, though.

I like to destroy blankets that have a low thread count by using my toes to loosen up stitches, then hooking them onto the bottom of the bed above me and fiddling with them (still with my toes) until shit starts coming apart.

I also like to fiddle with split ends, but I usually keep my hair short enough that I don't have any.

I sometimes pull a single hair out of my beard. It's painful.
Also when my nose hair gets too long I remove it all by hand. It's very painful.

JasonBurnout16:
I usually get the urge to punch people in the face just to see what would happen. Like I'm sitting in class and I think 'I wonder what would happen if I just such and such'. I'm not a violent person - I'd just like to know how I'd react.

This is why we need a quicksave feature in real life.

I yank my nosehairs out when they get too long. No, it's not pleasant. No, it doesn't stop me. It's just gotta be done for some reason.

ShipofFools:
I sometimes pull a single hair out of my beard. It's painful.
Also when my nose hair gets too long I remove it all by hand. It's very painful.

Ninja'd. I know how you feel. Why is it so goddamn hard to not pull those things?!

tilmoph:

wintercoat:

tilmoph:
i slowly pee it off with my index finger

That's quite the talent you've got there. >.>

Oh that, um.... that came out wrong. Though, peeing out of my index finger might be kind of fun in some cases. Imagine it could get a bit unsanitary, though.

I don't think it'd be that unsanitary... You wash your hands after peeing. But not your willy/foofoo. It would also make fingerguns WAY more threatening.

TheRightToArmBears:
I also get the urge to hit people in the face when they're talking to me- Not because they're annoying or anything, just to see what what would happen.

I guess you would just have to keep going
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To rearrange things for the most efficient usage of space. Especially the dry goods store cupboard at work. Sometimes I'll look in there and think " This makes so little sense did the fucking librarian ghost from Ghostbusters arrange this?".

Redlin5:
There's an ant detected. It must be squashed.

Death to ants!

YES. THANK YOU.

Finally, someone else that shares my deep seated need to genocide every ant that comes into sight.

And it's Redlin no less.

Made my day.

OT:
Yeah, that. Can't stand the crawly little bastards.

tilmoph:

wintercoat:

tilmoph:
i slowly pee it off with my index finger

That's quite the talent you've got there. >.>

Oh that, um.... that came out wrong. Though, peeing out of my index finger might be kind of fun in some cases. Imagine it could get a bit unsanitary, though.

OT: I don't have destructive urges because I'm not a jerk. :3

Fijiman:
Every now and then when I'm driving I really want to drive like you would in GTA

So, trying to run over as many old ladies as possible, yes?

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