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...table manners. I do declare... | |
...a racism trial. Gods of the underworld, visit upon Norwich... | |
...and visit the famous Mustard shop. I cannot believe it's... | |
...actually attacking the butter. Please call the shop, this is not a good... | |
...supply of corn bread. There is water... | |
...under the boat, but no sky above. Is this the normal state of... | |
...affairs in Delaware? To protect the life... | |
...all Martians, Jupiter needs to be nuked. Do you have the codes for the... | |
...PC version? Fool me once... | |
...and I'll eat your ice cream. Fool me twice and I'll walk over... | |
...your severed head. Random documents and... | |
...billing forms? You can stick those right up your most holy... | |
...mitre. Are you going to pay by... | |
...truffles or ferrets? Please say it's... | |
...a jape. You like to eat... | |
...coasters, do you? This might be a concern to raise during the next meeting of the most high esteemed order of rigid... | |
...erections at night. Do we dream of... | |
...eclairs? That was strange, I think for a minute there I had a brush with... | |
...Jacques barzun as King Lear. Violence is merely... | |
...a good old time. The best and safest way to troll ISIS is... | |
...to use the old paint bomb prank. I'm gonna find that... | |
....Jozin z bazin. Quell the revolting... | |
...in the bread aisle. Remove thine filthy... | |
...offspring from the premises, or I shall summon the master's hounds. Boopy-doop-floop, shiggy-diggy-wiggy, baal rarn... | |
...bingly bongly boo. The check's in the mail... | |
...along with some seafood I mailed accidentally. Have you seen the new film starring Keith... | |
...David? Hey, now... | |
...is either the opposite of the past or the future, but I'm not sure which. The only thing I'm certain of for the future is... | |
...someone dies. Where are your papers... | |
on acid indigestion? On airplanes, TSA guidelines now prohibit. . . | |
...mooning passing aircraft. Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not... | |
...your fleshlight! In fact, I hereby prescribe you anti-Viagra, or else our new captain will be... | |
...a real horn dog. Do a little twist and... | |
...her head will pop right off. Barbie's new head shall be... | |
...made of sculpted ivory and obsidian, for maximum occult power. Do you enjoy speaking in tongues as much as... | |
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