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....Forum games. It is safe here. We should block....... | |
ALL THE COCK! For fuck's sake, where... | |
...has all the blood-rum gone? The secret to living on Venus is... | |
... getting used to not having skin. Mr. President! the invaders are the... | |
...most adorable little fuzzballs ever! Get David Hayter and Ron Pearlman in the same room and the only thing they can agree on is... | |
That a ninja could easily kill a pirate. Roses are blue and....... | |
...violence is red; I'm hardly a poet, but your ass is dead. The secret genius to Teen Titans Go is... | |
... to ghost that dab. My favorite show on Netflix is... | |
...Iron Fist, specifically because of the white-washing. In Virtual Rick-ality, there's an Easter egg where... | |
... you can hang out with pencilvester. Sorry I'm terribly allergic to... | |
...the acid-silk of skull-spiders, they make me break out in baby skull-spiders. Nintendo is secretly stockpiling all their most desired products so they can... | |
.....Cripple us with fervent want. roll a D20 to see if...... | |
You don't detonate the bomb at the heart of the universe! I have a gun pointed at the head of. . . | |
...your fine self even though the bomb is too small to do any damage. The reason is that I just want you dead, because of all the times that you... | |
finished my sentences with well timed dick jokes! If god didn't want us to enjoy serfdom, he wouldn't have given us. . . Edit: (**** it that was supposed to be SERFDOM!) | |
sefs to enjoy. I can sing it up, I can... | |
pee hands free! When pharoah remained unmoved, Moses called down a plague of . . . | |
...frogs who only sing when only the pharoah is looking. The funniest glitch ever is when... | |
the president's pants exploded! Here, hold my. . . | |
unstable mixture of chemicals! A successful job interview begins with a firm handshake and ends with. . . | |
...an accidental demonstration of talent or skill that saves lives from a near-disaster that nobody predicted. When the Tell No Tales hackers are caught, Disney will... | |
... make a movie about them starring Dane DeHaan. In the next Sonic game, you... | |
... get to play as Dr. Eggman for most of the game. If ever there were a time to... | |
...time a warewolf there, it would be ever so iffy. Once I have a ninja in every color of the rainbow, I can... | |
start my own saturday morning cartoon franchise! For Lent I am giving up. . . | |
...the clothes on my back. Given that I'll just make new clothing from the lent, the joke is clearly on... | |
Catholicism. Yes, because the universe needed you. Me? You've finally become the panda you were always meant to be. How'd you know I could? On the first day we met! I saw. . . | |
the future of Kung Fu, and the past. I saw the panda who could unite them both. That is why I choose you Po, both sides of the yin and yang, and my true successor. What made my first kiss so awkward was. . . | |
...that her branching tongue had too many suction-cups. The next time an indie developer tries to silence criticism, the game they're defending tasks the player with... | |
sitting on a bucket all day. I thought she was going to be the one, until I found out. . . | |
...she aspires to enslave the last mammals by trapping them in caves and catching seeds in our webs to feed them, but I'd much rather they go extinct. Besides, spider-silk is more productively used as... | |
a tool for slinging around NYC! when all else fails, I can always pleasure myself to. . . | |
...the sight of my conjoined sister in the mirror. In No Man's Sky, the way to unlock the secret REAL ending is to... | |
.....Trade the game back into the shop you got it from. This message is brought to you...... | |
...yourself, from the future! But the future I left behind will... | |
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