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terrify you beyond all reason. I know you didn't mean to leave me. . . | |
...with that pack of ravenous children. But it worked out really well now that I negotiated; instead of being eaten, I could... | |
teach them to mambo! You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become. . . | |
...a dead gorilla, according to you. The reason you say these things in multiple threads is... | |
because I can **** it! Call the law firm of Richardson and Richardson, because in the work place no one should ever have to tolerate. . . | |
...the unholy stench of somebody having smoked recently. There are obvious clues that the Agents of S.M.A.S.H. comics are actually a direct sequel to the old TV series M.A.S.H., like... | |
the one letter difference in the names! I drink to forget. . . | |
...how it feels to be thirsty. So Steam tells me the download time for Payday 2 is going to be 2 days and 5 hours, but 6 hours later... | |
it is .0001 percent complete! That makes me so angry I . . . | |
...can't believe it rushed through the last 99.9999% in just seconds! The best book I ever read was about a farmer who defended his farm against a war-march of ravenous ants; he was only able to win by... | |
burning them all to a crisp. I regret to inform you you have been diagnosed with. . . | |
...perfect health, which makes you an unwilling test-subject given your disgusting life-style. Once we've learned all we can from your body, you will be... | |
forever immortalized in lovely crystal! Everyone go. . . | |
...to the bathroom at once, or you'll die! When my post-count matches the year, I'll... | |
- burn this site to the ground. I like - | |
...troll-praising Ubisoft and their games. The most impressive cosplay ever was... | |
- the war troll covered in pillows. I don't know why people - | |
...think; literally, we've barely scratched the surface of how the brain works. For instance, they actually exist in 11 dimension and we know this because... | |
- I shot one of them twelve times and it took that many to stop them twitching. Fidget spinners are a plague on - | |
...Saturn, where they're the source of that crazy polar pentagon. They cause it by... | |
- cutting off their legs. That's the best way to - | |
...get fidget spinners to create a polar pentagon, because the legs are just holding back their potential. The legs are sent to a processing plant where they'll be turned into... | |
pasta sauce! This one's for . . . | |
...that weirdo who likes the taste of fidget-spinner legs. This continuity is worth it because... | |
- it's the darkest one. Sometimes I like to - | |
...stick my head out the passenger window while flying through Saturn's polar pentagon, it just feels nice. But everyone's bucket-list includes visiting Jupiter's Red Spot, where there are such lovely... | |
insanely powerful storms. The key to the Broncos incredible upset victory in Super Bowl 50 was. . . | |
...'roids, it's always bloody 'roids with those losers. All of sports would be so much better if they just took out the... | |
- safety gear and let them kill eachother. Why can't we just play - | |
table-top games as a spectator sport? It would be just like that video where Vin Diseal kills witches -no, not the one with Elijah Wood, I'm talking about... | |
Saving pirate Ryan. I remember when I was young........ | |
...and summoned Ormagoden with my lovely voice. But then the First Ones just had to ruin everything by... | |
- saying the sacrifices were paltry compared to the ones the crab people made. How many roads must a - | |
...Titan build before he can drive from the Metal Queen's lair to the Well of Tears in a day? This conquest by the Tainted Coil isn't so bad, the legally required BDSM only hurts when... | |
- I think about it. Why did I have to pick up that - | |
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