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Hello Kitty goes to the Siberian Wasteland. If you'd asked me what I'd expected, I'd have said... | |
...that you disapoint me, good sir. Kinky for... | |
...you know, i won't tell you cause that will be sick, but if i do raise my eyebrow like this it's perfectly cool. Shit, shit, shit, shit, this can't be happening I... | |
deleted 700 gigabytes of porn! I finally kicked - | |
...my roommate out, he was making too much noise again. Taking over the world... | |
...sucks balls. I'm going home. So I was in my bed, then... | |
I dreamed of cheese. And Star Trek. I always enjoy writing - | |
Harry potter slash. I don't think of - | |
Gumdrops and Rainbows, they make me feel creepy. So, here's the deal - | |
...either we split the loot, or i rip your eyes out. We all know that if... | |
...you go black, there is a slight possibility of going back. So, I was walking... | |
down the road and I found out the hard way that some dumbass had left a tripwire and stake pit out on the footpath. Needless to say it hurt. My clan tag, S*A*P*G, stands for... | |
...Sap A Phailing Gun. Alice in Wonderland is... | |
...a drug addict. Dr. House is awesome because... | |
well, do you really need a reason for that one? The secret life of Gordon Freeman involves... | |
Lots and lots of shaving cream and chocolate rabbits. I didn't mean to blow up Australia, it..... | |
...just wouldn't let me play violent games. Give me a reason.. | |
...to demolish your face, fool. I pity the... | |
EDIT: Damn, ninja'd. Spies I set on fire. If I start singing... | |
I'll start laughing. Is dancing... | |
...your life's main goal, or just a hobby? Under your skin... | |
is another mustache. Only the blind... | |
In the sky... | |
...is a star waiting to hit you. Killing me softly... | |
with a felt knife. My friend's got a girlfriend and... | |
...I'm really lonely and bitter. Entering this... | |
..thread, I find myself overwhelmed with ellipses. I was surprised when Snape killed Dumbledore, but that was nothing compared to when... | |
-I touch myself at night. I will buy an imp for... (Edit: Ninja'd but still works.) | |
...you, if you do me a favour. Rusty, yet... | |
it feels strangely orgasmic. Don't tell Scotty but.. | |
...I ate his lunch. Gracefully walking I... | |
...trip and break my leg and knee in 4 different places. It's a man, no it's a spider, no it's a... SHIT!... | |
...giant manspider eating a beetleant. If a man is measured by his skill... | |
...nerds would be rather tall. Scoring a headshot is non different from... | |
...Scoring with someone for the first time. For just £4.99, you can... | |
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