For swearing about someone you have befriended! Shame on you.
For having the "Epic Poster" badge. Jealous or not, I shall strike ye down!
Because of the Hat. Yes I am petty to that extreme.
To prevent the greater good.
IamQ is jealous, I strike him for that too.
For having an avatar I don't like.
For having an avatar that's a .gif, which I have no clue how to use.
For not knowing how to use a gif avatar...
You sure the size is 75*75?
'Cause it'll lose the animation if it's bigger./
To keep my pimphand strong!
Cu'z I'm a pimp, which it is hard out here for.
I DONT KNOW WHAT THAT IS!
For not having played Dragon Age.
For having played Dragon Age.
For thinking that is a bad thing!
For having a Steam account.
For being a member of this site longer than me.
Because I like hitting things.
For significantly more subtle reasons.
For having an over-the-eyes haircut. I HATE those...
For having an obscure name and title.
He turned me into a newt!
For being a communist prostitue bot from the future.
To see if wolves function like sharks.
because I cant tell what gender your avatar is