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Zeema	1 POSTED: 9 Dec 2010 07:50
	yes it another one of those threads but always fun rules are simple 1. Make a funny, weird, pervy or flirty remake about why you would date the above Avatar 2. What would your Pick up Line be? i really should put more stuff in to say but there being no above avatar for me i cant really do anything so sorry

Outright Villainy	2 POSTED: 9 Dec 2010 07:53
	This is probably better off in the forum games section, to be honest.

Ultress	3 POSTED: 9 Dec 2010 07:56
	@ OP I'd like to solve his crime. Hey wanna go have a serious discussion(If it works for JFK It can work for me)

Sovvolf	4 POSTED: 9 Dec 2010 08:07
	I'd like to chew your bacca :D. (sorry, that's all I have, can't quite make out what you avatar is).

Count Igor	5 POSTED: 9 Dec 2010 08:09
	Nice sword. Can I clean it? But I'm just waiting for that guy with the avatar of a Maid bending over... Be in there like a flash.

Ultress	6 POSTED: 9 Dec 2010 08:12
	Sovvolf: I'd like to chew your bacca :D. (sorry, that's all I have, can't quite make out what you avatar is). It's Terra from FF6 and that is the most epic line I've heard in a while.

Fetzenfisch	7 POSTED: 9 Dec 2010 08:12
	Hey babe, here i am , your FINAL fantasy ;P

Dublin Solo	8 POSTED: 9 Dec 2010 08:13
	Damn.... Someone posted something before I could, now my stupid remark doesn't make sense anymore. Oh well, I give up!

Ruwrak	9 POSTED: 9 Dec 2010 08:16
	Looks like someone has humor Pickup line: It does smell like bullshit in here. Feel like getting outta here?

etherlance	10 POSTED: 9 Dec 2010 08:18
	A cat??? What the hell am I going to do with a bloody ca..........O_O.......O_o........o_o........>_< AAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH.....MY MIND WILL NEVER BE CLEAN AGAIN!!!!!

Julianking93	11 POSTED: 9 Dec 2010 08:22
	Awww!! Cute! Of course I would ^-^

Dragonblade146	12 POSTED: 9 Dec 2010 08:23
	A maid? What do you clean? No really I don't want to go with the really dirty pick up line I have.

Angus565	13 POSTED: 9 Dec 2010 08:26
	Your Batman? Well I got you a side kick right here points to crotch

etherlance	14 POSTED: 9 Dec 2010 08:26
	Julianking93: Awww!! Cute! Of course I would ^-^ O_o.......You do know he's gonna EAT you right??

Dragonblade146	15 POSTED: 9 Dec 2010 08:27
	Angus565: Your Batman? Well I got you a side kick right here points to crotch Okay. That was freaking epic.

Sovvolf	16 POSTED: 9 Dec 2010 08:28
	etherlance: Julianking93: Awww!! Cute! Of course I would ^-^ O_o.......You do know he's gonna EAT you right?? Hey Foxxy :D (Sorry, couldn't resist)

Julianking93	17 POSTED: 9 Dec 2010 08:29
	Dragonblade146: A maid? What do you clean? No really I don't want to go with the really dirty pick up line I have. You better not. I wouldn't date someone who uses cheesy pick up lines... etherlance: O_o.......You do know he's gonna EAT you right?? Eat me? In which way? >> << ^-^ ^{^{sorry, bad joke >.<}}

Scarecrow	18 POSTED: 9 Dec 2010 08:30
	Um....I got nothing. Sorry. Edit: So your a maid....what's it like to have cat ears?

etherlance	19 POSTED: 9 Dec 2010 08:30
	Sovvolf: etherlance: Julianking93: Awww!! Cute! Of course I would ^-^ O_o.......You do know he's gonna EAT you right?? Hey Foxxy :D (Sorry, couldn't resist) Hope you don't mind if he grabs you by the HILT.............and now I feel dirty....

Count Igor	20 POSTED: 9 Dec 2010 08:30
	Hey...You want... Err.. I'm gonna... We coul-... Okay. I'm drawing a blank here. Damnit guys! Stop getting in the way of my true love!

CheesusCrust	21 POSTED: 9 Dec 2010 08:33
	They already look happy together.

etherlance	22 POSTED: 9 Dec 2010 08:34
	Julianking93: Dragonblade146: A maid? What do you clean? No really I don't want to go with the really dirty pick up line I have. You better not. I wouldn't date someone who uses cheesy pick up lines... etherlance: O_o.......You do know he's gonna EAT you right?? Eat me? In which way? >> << ^-^ ^{^{sorry, bad joke >.<}} I.....I....don't know what to say......

That Guy Who Phails	23 POSTED: 9 Dec 2010 08:35
	......Glowing yellow hair ain't my type....

Julianking93	24 POSTED: 9 Dec 2010 08:37
	etherlance: I.....I....don't know what to say...... Oh come on, it wasn't that bad... Scarecrow 8: Edit: So your a maid....what's it like to have cat ears? It's fun! And I'm not a maid. I'm a Valkyrie princess (watch the anime)

Koeryn	25 POSTED: 9 Dec 2010 08:38
	So obvious but... CheesusCrust: They already look happy together. Wanna try and get over 9,000?! Curses, posted too slow! Julianking93: It's fun! And I'm not a maid. I'm a Valkyrie princess (watch the anime) Hey Kitty, wanna see if how hard I can make you purr? (For best effect, imagine tons of eyebrow wiggling here. TONS. And BUSHY eyebrows, BUSHY!)

etherlance	26 POSTED: 9 Dec 2010 08:41
	Your a princess dressed as a maid/cat cross breed who is interested in dating an alternate reality version of "Tails the fox" Where he brutally murders all of his friends and eats Sonics girlfriend in front of him after he breaks sonics legs! You have strange tastes to say the least!

stormtrooper9091	27 POSTED: 9 Dec 2010 08:43
	my god, i see the world in thy eyes, the everlasting innocence and the true purity of the soul, wrongly imprisoned in this hell hole of a planet in which the likes of thou would be forced to suffer the grand injustices. But fear not, I shalt protect thy precious chicharos with the might of my enchanted battle sword, by my honour, thou shalt never be sad again edit: damn you, beat me to it oh well, here's an alternative: hey tails, does your two tails mean you have two assholes

thenumberthirteen	28 POSTED: 9 Dec 2010 08:46
	Test Card? I could do worse. I mean have you seen some of the Avatars here? At least a test card wouldn't break my heart.

Koeryn	29 POSTED: 9 Dec 2010 08:46
	stormtrooper9091: my god, i see the world in thy eyes, the everlasting innocence and the true purity of the soul, wrongly imprisoned in this hell hole of a planet in which the likes of thou would be forced to suffer the grand injustices. But fear not, I shalt protect thy precious chicharos with the might of my enchanted battle sword, by my honour, thou shalt never be sad again That's both sweet, and somewhat fitting while being hilariously off-base for the character depicted. =p Points for effort though! thenumberthirteen: Test Card? I could do worse. I see you're just as confused as I am. Shall we go try and make some sense of this elsewhere?

Julianking93	30 POSTED: 9 Dec 2010 08:47
	etherlance: snipppy There's an alternate reality verson of Tails? I thought that was just the regular tails >> Koeryn: Hey Kitty, wanna see if how hard I can make you purr? (For best effect, imagine tons of eyebrow wiggling here. TONS. And BUSHY eyebrows, BUSHY!) Whenever someone says something that cheesy, I always imagine tons of eyebrow wiggling :3

Koeryn	31 POSTED: 9 Dec 2010 08:48
	Julianking93: etherlance: snipppy There's an alternate reality verson of Tails? I thought that was just the regular tails >> Koeryn: Hey Kitty, wanna see if how hard I can make you purr? (For best effect, imagine tons of eyebrow wiggling here. TONS. And BUSHY eyebrows, BUSHY!) Whenever someone says something that cheesy, I always imagine tons of eyebrow wiggling :3 Perfect =D

stormtrooper9091	32 POSTED: 9 Dec 2010 08:51
	Koeryn: stormtrooper9091: my god, i see the world in thy eyes, the everlasting innocence and the true purity of the soul, wrongly imprisoned in this hell hole of a planet in which the likes of thou would be forced to suffer the grand injustices. But fear not, I shalt protect thy precious chicharos with the might of my enchanted battle sword, by my honour, thou shalt never be sad again That's both sweet, and somewhat fitting while being hilariously off-base for the character depicted. =p Points for effort though! thenumberthirteen: Test Card? I could do worse. I see you're just as confused as I am. Shall we go try and make some sense of this elsewhere? i know, that's kinda the point there :P

anthony87	33 POSTED: 9 Dec 2010 08:51
	Julianking93: etherlance: snipppy There's an alternate reality verson of Tails? I thought that was just the regular tails >> Koeryn: Hey Kitty, wanna see if how hard I can make you purr? (For best effect, imagine tons of eyebrow wiggling here. TONS. And BUSHY eyebrows, BUSHY!) Whenever someone says something that cheesy, I always imagine tons of eyebrow wiggling :3 Lose the outfit. Keep the ears and tail and turn the lights out ;) ........... <.< >.> _what? ........... WHAT?

Lance Arrow	34 POSTED: 9 Dec 2010 08:53
	...Depends. Is he rich?

neoontime	35 POSTED: 9 Dec 2010 08:54
	I ask the same question. :p


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