*Considers*...Yeah, alrighty. You seem enthusiastic.
Well, statues seem so... Odd, to have as a date. I'll get weird looks, and I'd rather not.
No, HOW can I even date a surfboard-sword lunged into a computer?
For sure. He would keep people far away, and that would be wonderful.
She appreciates the wonderful piece of man that is Guts, and by proxy I appreciate her. Plus, dem glasses. :3
He plays dirty, I like that. ;3
What the hell are you??? O.o
... Gandalf? Bilbo Baggins? All of them?
Would I be a part of some polyandry-thing going on, or would I be considered as a player?
I'll pass, for now.
I am uncertain... She wanted to unthink my bonfire.... but dem glasses. :<
Guts is still fine. Bonfires in libraries are not accepted, how about using teleportation methods instead?
Sure, she's cute and glasses are sexy ;)
I don't think that would be very legal....
The eyes say no, but the gnashing teeth say yes...
Mmmmmmmm, wrinkly old man butt.... Imeanewno!
Only if he promises to stop smiling.
I am very certain that's very illegal!
Uh...OK, I suppose so. I mean, why not?
Ummmm no, I can't even see your face. Unless that is your face. Is it? What an odd face to have.
Well, she looks like she's sleuthing quite hard at the moment. Carry on! *Unfolds chair* I have a novel.
Not while you're chasing that dog, I'm not!
Sorry, I'm sleuthing so hard right now!
Your sleuthingness can not sway me.
I am fond of your pose. But for old time's sake the answer is no.
I don't care how bitchin' your neck-beard is! I seen what happened to your old sexual partners! <_<
I could say the same to you.
No, I mean, I literally could see it. In quite good detail.
Does the Pope shit in the Vatican?
(This is assuming the answer is yes).
Yes, if he doesn't bring Snowy.
Having previous experience on the matter, I do not date people that could potentially eat me.
Hey I bet you got cute eyes underneath those glasses of yours.
You are in dire need of a new helmet. That one's so... passé.