Probably. It's only cardboard after all.
Sure I wouldn't have any problems with trying. And I don't like making eye contact anyway.
Sorry, I don't date rabbits. I am sure you will find the right balloon holding rabbit someday though, so chin up.
I would not say want to, but I might do it any way.
Great poker face, Rorschach! *Smooch*
Depends, do I get free guns?
As long as you take that helmet of when we kiss.
Well I'm not a furry so no thanks.
What is your opinion on adding pyrotechnics to your shows?
Well I'v sunk a boat... fire would be a logical next step. I like the way you think! Hopefully there's a female under than helm because I think we're hitting it off.
You would be incorrect with that assumption. I am male, hence the name Fijiman.
Well shucks. That deflated awfully quickly.
I would say no, but I don't know what he would do with that knife.
Sorry, I don't date... what sort of species is an Animaniac, anyhow?
For her I would praise the sun any day. So yes I would.
Of course. I feel that he'll help me get a new perspective on life
I would go on one of those interactive dinner mystery theater dates with him. He looks like the type of person that would make one of those things fun. I don't think I would care for that kind of date without someone like him there.
Do you require medical help?
Sure. You can be my Experimental Subject 5XB.
She looks quite pretty, so yes.
Only with a helmet and body armour.
Probably not, don't wanna be electrocuted.
Your head movement is hypnotic, so yes.
I foresee a lot of mixed signals. No thanks.
No. Sorry but I am just not really into pink.
Only if I get to pop your balloon.
Sure, I've seen him giving me sideways glances.
CAPTCHA: skynet knows
...holy fuck. [deletes all porn]