Well Dragons are known for their polymorphing abilities :^)
I get the feeling she'd only ever date me blindly, and then leave within about five minutes of us meeting.
Not property material, but how can I say no to a rebel against gravity?
I remember you from that one episode of Buffy! So...HALL pass!
Maybe, but not terribly likely.
You have failed at di, time to pie.
You rhyme is like squirting me in the eye with a lime.
you should talk, your BO could knock the stink off a skunk!
At least I don't start fires...while sober.
you couldn't start a fire if I gave you a flamethrower!
Buddy, you are my flamethrower.
Dating is such an extra step anyway.
Well he's killed me and had dinner with me in different treads so I'm on the fence.
I will give it some consideration.
Needs to grow a beard first
Maybe if he promises he won't be looking at the phone during the date.
Kinda banned for my taste- as to the above though...
lets not dance around the issue <3