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Granted but you materialize in the middle of space and only have 30 seconds left to live...<.< I wish I had an ATI Redeaon HD 6970... | |
Granted, but its glitchy and overheats all the time. I wish I had better social skills. | |
Granted but i broke it what ever it was i wish was in an anime | |
Granted, but no one watches it. It gets cancelled before it can finish its first season. I wish I could turn into a cat and back at will. | |
Granted but your in heat and my puppy really really likes cats i wish they'd make kingdom hearts 3 already | |
Granted, but it sucks, and is loaded with product placement. I wish The Elder Scrolls series would just stay dead. | |
Granted, but because it hasn't actually died, your wish is void. I wish I was not on fire. | |
Granted. You're on drugs. I wish I had a flying cat that dispenses pianos. | |
Granted, but it dispenses all of them on top of you. You're dead... but hey, at least you're immortalized on Youtube. I wish I had a job at the Escapist. | |
Granted, but shortly after you joining them, the site shuts down because of money issues. I wish I was immortal. | |
Granted but your encased in cement and trapped under the sea. I wish I had the chance to break something of very high value. | |
Granted, you broke the President and now you're hunted by the USA's forces. I wish for a metamorphing necklace. | |
Granted, but you can't control what it turns you into, and it always seems to turn you into something really weird at the worst possible times. Like turning you into a tentacle monster at a dinner party. *sending vile mental images to havass* I wish my cat could live longer. | |
Granted but it can't move. I wish I had full control over the element of earth. | |
Granted, but you can only manipulate it under water. I wish I knew what the Great Question of the Life, the Universe and Everything was. | |
Granted, but you chose the wrong element. You should have chosen fire. Also you are on fire. I wish I didn't have to get out of my chair to pee. EDIT: I wish I wasn't just ninja'd. | |
Granted, now you pee non-stop wherever you are 24/7. I wish others could see how beautiful and terrible the randomness of the universe is. | |
Granted but they don't believe what they're seeing. I wish I knew how to build a super computer. | |
Granted, but your arms fall off and you go mute. I wish I had the Portal Gun. | |
Granted, but Portal 2's release date has been pushed back again. I wish I wish I was a fish. | |
Granted but your eaten by me. I wish I knew and mastered all forms of martial arts. | |
Granted, but you still can't dodge bullets. The first person who fights you in the ring guns you down. I wish Eumersian had an avatar. | |
Granted, but he chose an avatar so horrible you wish he didn't have one at all. I wish people would stop using ellipsis when they write... | |
Granted but they stop using all forms of grammar. I wish I could buy somthing at £1000 and pay for it all in pennies. (Actually I've always wanted to do this, just so I can see the look on the sales person's face) | |
Granted, but he dies of 'overload pennies' syndrome. Congratulations! I wish to find happiness | |
Granted. You find it spray-painted in big pink letters on your house. I wish for more wishes! | |
Granted, but you can only wish for more wishes now. Idiot. I wish for infinite money. | |
The money is counterfeit. The police are knocking on your door right now! I wish to face the worst fate possible. Ruin that bitch! | |
Granted but it involves stealing your face so you can't actually "face" it. I wish for a new good comedy film. | |
Granted, but its written by Stephanie Meyer. I wish Stephanie Meyere had never written the Twilight series. | |
Granted. Somebody else wrote it. I wish for a cup of hot chocolate. | |
You seem to already have one. I wish for a gift card. | |
Granted but its a gift card for sex with TheDoctor455 i wish i had a good wish | |
Granted: you come up with a good wish. Too late to use it now, though. I wish I could sleep. | |
Granted. You'll never wake up. I wish for a flying mug. | |
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