Granted. However the country's currency is worthless
I wish I had a fast sports car.
Granted. There is no where to drive it at the speeds you wish to go.
I wish I was an ace pilot.
The plane explodes shortly after take-off.
I wish for never-ending tacos.
Granted but the toppings are pretty boring. Mostly tofu and the leafy lettuce.........
I wish for a burrito that is just fine.
Granted, but you can never taste it.
I wish I was stronger. . . Faster. . . BRAVER!
I become a polish winged hussar, and kick the entire world's ass. unfortunately now the entire world is my enemy.
I wish everyone would have a Merry Christmas!
Everyone had a horrible christmas, and now they hate me for it.
I wish Only The Brave had won best picture.
Granted, but all copies of it are destroyed by accident.
I wish life was easier.
It's so easy the alien invaders overtake us easily.
I wish Poets of the Fall would be the half-time act at the next super bowl and it would be the greatest half-time show ever.
Granted, but most of the show is done by or with Tekashi 6ix 9ine
I want a kitten.
You now have a kitten but it's on fire. Because that's the best metaphor for life I can think of
I wish to be the best there ever was