I become a polish winged hussar, and kick the entire world's ass. unfortunately now the entire world is my enemy.
I wish everyone would have a Merry Christmas!
Everyone had a horrible christmas, and now they hate me for it.
I wish Only The Brave had won best picture.
Granted, but all copies of it are destroyed by accident.
I wish life was easier.
It's so easy the alien invaders overtake us easily.
I wish Poets of the Fall would be the half-time act at the next super bowl and it would be the greatest half-time show ever.
Granted, but most of the show is done by or with Tekashi 6ix 9ine
I want a kitten.
You now have a kitten but it's on fire. Because that's the best metaphor for life I can think of
I wish to be the best there ever was
Granted, but you will be a ten year old despite your show going on for over ten years.
you didn't wish for anything so nothing happens. best I could with what I had to work with.
I wish Two Steps From Hell would come do a live orchestral performance here in Sweetwater County.
Granted, btw you meant actual demon from Hell visiting right?
I wish for Half Life 3