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It flies towards your face and spills its hot contents all over you! I wish I had unlimited moneys. | |
Granted, but it tends to fly out of reach when you want to use it. I wish that I had wings, chicken wings, KFC :3 granted but you are banned from every shop in the world, you begin thinking of suicide after three days. | |
Granted, but you end up eating yourself. I wish I never slept in so long, I'm actually just only out of bed. | |
Granted: But now you wake up too early and can't get enough sleep. I wish for a Yotsuba anime. | |
Granted, but it never makes it past the pilot. I wish for ice cream. | |
Granted but I'm eating it. I wish I had more confidence in myself. | |
Granted, but now you're an arrogant dick that no one likes. I wish I could travel through time safely. | |
Granted, but you'll always be unsafe after time travel. I wish for for the power to control people's minds. | |
Granted, but you can only control paralyzed peoples' minds. I wish for a time paradox. | |
Granted, but it wipes you from existence. I wish I could tell when women are into me. | |
Granted but none are so you always no I wish i was superman | |
Granted, but everything you touch turns into kryptonite. | |
Dam your clever I can't ruin a wish you didn't make. I wish that TheDoctor455 made a wish in his last post, so I can ruin it. | |
Granted, but my wish was "I wish I hadn't made a wish". Leaving you with only one corruption possibility... to force me to edit the wish out. It's an endless cycle! I wish religious extremists would shut the fuck up and stop all of the bickering. | |
Granted, but now all of the non-religious extremists will begin dick-waving immediately. I wish carrots were purple again. | |
Granted, but now everyone eats them turns purple for the rest of their lives. | |
Granted but wait, goddamm you. I wish I could breath under water. | |
Granted, but you can no longer breathe air. I wish TheDoctor455 would make wishes again. | |
Granted, but they are impossible to ruin. I wish I had a space ship with a muffin button on it. | |
Granted, but... I wish someone would corrupt the following wish: I wish for infinite money. | |
Granted, but because of money being infinite, two things happen: I wish I could fly. | |
Granted, but you can't control it, and you end up flying into space, and die from oxygen starvation. I wish my cat knew how to clean up after herself. | |
Granted but its too lazy to do it anyway i wish i could Ruin all the TheDoctor455 wishes | |
Granted, but corrupting several of them fucks you over more than me. Case in point. I wish gypsy ninja pirate zombie king had infinite money. | |
Granted, but see following:
I wish I could tune out horrible music at will. | |
Granted but you can no longer listen to the music you like. I wish hogwarts was real, and I was a wizard there. (That would be awesome) | |
Granted, but you encounter much of the same happenings as the great Harry Potter himself, with all of the disadvantages of it. Also, you're not nearly as successful. I wish I had a comfy chair. | |
Granted, but every time you sit in it, the Spanish Inquisition shows up. I wish I were in Monty Python's Flying Circus. | |
Granted, but your jealous friends nail you to the floor, try and fly now! I wish for a cooler looking gas-mask. | |
Granted, but now you really CAN'T take it off. I wish someone would ruin the following wish: | |
Granted, but you have an enhanced version of the gun. :P | |
Granted, but he just mimics you all the time, driving you insane. I wish Disney never existed. | |
Granted...I really don't want to ruin that wish -.- I wish that for every badge that I earn on the Escapist, I get paid in two rolls of spicy salmon sushi. | |
Granted, but every other roll is spiked with Spice. I wish the Ink Spots were still alive and making new great songs. | |
Granted, but hearing them causes you to go deaf. I wish that I had 8 dozen cupcakes. | |
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