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Granted, but you now have an unnatural attraction to blue lights of all sizes. I wish I had a horse that appeared when I whistled. | |
Granted. It has the plague in an extremely easily transferable form. I wish my RP would get a fucking move on! | |
Granted, but only because the thread is filled with flamers and spammers. I wish that I was able to do all of my university work to a 1st standard and pass through university with my degree, find a good job and live the rest of my life happy with my beloved girlfriend. | |
Granted. But your life is for a year. Then you are both killed by something indeterminate. I wish I didn't have school tomoz! | |
Granted, you have detention for the whole of tomorrow. I wish I had time controlling powers. | |
Granted, it takes five hours to activate said power, and you can only go back in time five hours. I wish for happiness for the next person who posts. | |
Granted, but in exchange you live a sad and unfulfilled life. I wish to take over the world. | |
Granted, but your traitorous counsellors usurp you almost immedietly I wish for a pancake. | |
Granted, but it is covered in something rather disturbing looking. I wish for the next wish to go uncorrupted. | |
All beings, constructs and places named 'For The Next Wish' are now uncorrupted, and now actively try to hunt you down/bar you from entering their boundaries as you've gone and spoilt their fun. I wish to steal all hope from the next person. | |
Granted, but it's the next person you love. I wish for a large tasty ice cream. | |
Granted, but it melts when exposed to air. I wish to make it to 2013. | |
Granted, however we're not paying for it. I wish I had one more post on my count. | |
Granted, but you are on probation for spamming. I wish college textbooks didn't cost so much... | |
Granted, textbooks for all subjects but your own are given a price reduction. I wish that I could fall asleep easier. | |
Granted, but to sleep easier means you need to unburden, with absolute truth, all of your deepest fears, lusts, secret acts and deplorable wishes in a press conference to the entire world. I wish icecream only came in vanilla flavor, and I was the first one to introduce the chocolate variety. | |
Granted, but someone else successfully files the patent before you can. I wish I had a time machine and could ignore the effects of any paradoxes I create. | |
Granted, but your time machine takes you to the birth of the Earth and your time machine stops working. I wish I was the Death Reaper. | |
Granted,you are the Grim Reaper's comatose father, the Death Reaper. I wish I was a Fox in a box. | |
Granted, but you have socks in a box with a fox. I wish I was the Grim Reaper instead of the death reaper. | |
Granted, but you fail to wear the required shade of black cloak and are banished to wander the earth as an impotent and invisable skeleton. I wish for a puppy. | |
Granted, but it's dead. I wish I was in Limbo instead. | |
Granted. Limbo is just a grey, featureless plain of which there is no escape and there is no one else. I wish for a door shaped like a moose. | |
Granted, but the door won't give a shit for anyone. I wish I had a good movie. | |
Granted. It was so awesome, it causes your brain to explode, killing you. I wish my Chair was just the right size. | |
I wish he had made a bloody wish. *Granted to Blue* I wish I had a better hardrive. | |
Granted, but then every single part in your computer kills themselves because the hardrive is just so much better compared to them. I wish Blue Musician would calm down and wait for more then a minute for me to fix the mistake I caught, but was prevented from from fixing it in two seconds flat because of my shitty computer. And also for a pony. | |
Granted, but the pony is dead too, and booby-trapped. There's also lots of flies around it. I wish I could teleport anywhere, anytime, with perfect precision. | |
Also here is your pony. I wish I wasn't misunderstood. Granted, just don't get near my house. I wish he didn't ninja'd me. | |
Granted. He assassinates you instead. I wish for a 330 inch wide garden hose. | |
Granted, but it only works when you wish it wasn't t here. I wish he wished I wished something that worked. | |
Um, I don't know how this works, but the something that works is a 50 megaton hydrogen bomb, so whoever gets it, sorry. I wish I had the Cat's wardrobe. | |
Granted, but Cats wear no clothes so you get nothing :P I wish I had demonic powers. | |
Granted, but a priest walks in and kills you with holy water. I wish I had my very own battle robot. One who is loyal to me and will destroy my enemies. | |
Granted. You get a battle robot who is loyal to me and will destroy my enemies. Oh, you wanted one that was loyal to you, didn't you? I wish I could ride a sheep to work every day. | |
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