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Granted, but the sheep turns into a wolf every hundred yards and tries to eat you. I wish I had a ninja. | |
Granted but its also a gypsy pirate zombie king i wish i was invincible | |
Granted but you're now stuck in Space! I wish my wish would be ruined. | |
You now suffer from erectile dysfunction. | |
................... I wish for more Led Zeppelin cover bands. | |
Granted, but you are deaf. I wish I had a pet troll. | |
Granted. He's called Heart of Darkness and he's on this forum. I wish I had more time. | |
Granted, But you're adopted. I wish for 3 more star wars movie. | |
Granted but they all have Jar Jar Binks in them as the lead. I wish WoW never existed. | |
Granted. Know we all obsess over MoM. I wish it was raining whores. | |
Granted, But they are all male whores. With jetpacks. I wish for a jetpack. | |
Granted but using it makes your penis smaller. I wish I had a Predator for a bodyguard. | |
Granted but its a sexual Predator i wish for candy | |
Granted, but now you're stuck in a van. With a sexual predator >.> I wish I died. | |
Granted but so do everyone you love. and they rot. I wish I had come up with that sexual predator line, it was hilarious. | |
Granted but now you're stuck in the van with me i wish i had my own robot | |
Granted, but its a mountain lion robot. It hunts you down and eventually eats you. I wish I could teleport safely whenever I wanted to. | |
Granted but you can only teleport too my house i wish i had lazer eyes | |
Granted, but I operate your tele-porter, and whenever I go to a safe place, it becomes dangerous... I wish that I was a better troll. NINJA! I KEEL YOU! Granted, but your eyes melt a little every time you shoot a lazer, and you cant stop shooting lazers >.> | |
Granted but you burn out your own retinas. I wish for a laser rifle. which doesn't explode. | |
Granted but you also burn out your retinas i wish i had a 360 | |
Granted but you get a RROD. I wish for a PS3 | |
Granted, but it's one of the newer models that doesn't allow backwards compatibility. I wish for a desktop computer so I can play Team Fortress 2 without massive lag. | |
Granted, but every time you turn it on your anus bleeds. I wish the Care Bears were real and were actively helping to save the planet from evil. | |
Granted, but they've got the idea that humans are evil. I wish I could return to old Brazil. | |
Granted, but its the Mesozoic era and you appear in the middle of a Raptor colony. I wish all my schooling was over. | |
Granted! But you failed.. I wish I was a potato. | |
Granted, you get expelled from school, and are now once again, considering suicide. I wish that Easy Street will commit suicide in public, in New York, Brooklyn, near my house... STOP NINJAING ME! Granted, but I'm hungry! | |
I believe you have to correct your wish when you get ninja'd. Or at least that's how it should be.. OT: Granted, but you weren't home at the time. I wish for a hat! | |
The hat is about to explode in 3...2...1... WTF BOOM!!!!!! I wish too for a hat. | |
granted, but the hat is filled with poisonous spiders. i wish for cookies! | |
Granted. But they are pot cookies. Whether that's a bad thing or not is up to you. I wish to be a kid again. | |
Granted, but now you have fucked up time and space so the universe has exploded. I wish to wipe out all trolls. | |
Granted; You are the only one left online. I wish I had no wish. | |
You have a wish. At first it may seem like that but I have to ruin your wish by giving you one. I wish I had a wish I lost. | |
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