Granted, but the sheep turns into a wolf every hundred yards and tries to eat you.
I wish I had a ninja.
Granted but its also a gypsy pirate zombie king
i wish i was invincible
Granted but you're now stuck in Space!
I wish my wish would be ruined.
You now suffer from erectile dysfunction.
I wish for more Led Zeppelin cover bands.
Granted, but you are deaf.
I wish I had a pet troll.
Granted. He's called Heart of Darkness and he's on this forum.
I wish I had more time.
Granted, But you're adopted.
I wish for 3 more star wars movie.
Granted but they all have Jar Jar Binks in them as the lead.
I wish WoW never existed.
Granted. Know we all obsess over MoM.
I wish it was raining whores.
Granted, But they are all male whores. With jetpacks.
I wish for a jetpack.
Granted but using it makes your penis smaller.
I wish I had a Predator for a bodyguard.
Granted but its a sexual Predator
i wish for candy
Granted, but now you're stuck in a van. With a sexual predator >.>
I wish I died.
Granted but so do everyone you love. and they rot.
I wish I had come up with that sexual predator line, it was hilarious.
Granted but now you're stuck in the van with me
i wish i had my own robot
Granted, but its a mountain lion robot. It hunts you down and eventually eats you.
I wish I could teleport safely whenever I wanted to.
Granted but you can only teleport too my house
i wish i had lazer eyes
Granted, but I operate your tele-porter, and whenever I go to a safe place, it becomes dangerous...
I wish that I was a better troll.
NINJA! I KEEL YOU!
Granted, but your eyes melt a little every time you shoot a lazer, and you cant stop shooting lazers >.>
Granted but you burn out your own retinas.
I wish for a laser rifle. which doesn't explode.
Granted but you also burn out your retinas
i wish i had a 360
Granted but you get a RROD.
I wish for a PS3
Granted, but it's one of the newer models that doesn't allow backwards compatibility.
I wish for a desktop computer so I can play Team Fortress 2 without massive lag.
Granted, but every time you turn it on your anus bleeds.
I wish the Care Bears were real and were actively helping to save the planet from evil.
Granted, but they've got the idea that humans are evil.
I wish I could return to old Brazil.
Granted, but its the Mesozoic era and you appear in the middle of a Raptor colony.
I wish all my schooling was over.
Granted! But you failed..
I wish I was a potato.
Granted, you get expelled from school, and are now once again, considering suicide.
I wish that Easy Street will commit suicide in public, in New York, Brooklyn, near my house...
STOP NINJAING ME!
Granted, but I'm hungry!
I believe you have to correct your wish when you get ninja'd. Or at least that's how it should be..
OT: Granted, but you weren't home at the time.
I wish for a hat!
The hat is about to explode in 3...2...1... WTF BOOM!!!!!!
I wish too for a hat.
granted, but the hat is filled with poisonous spiders.
i wish for cookies!
Granted. But they are pot cookies.
Whether that's a bad thing or not is up to you.
I wish to be a kid again.
Granted, but now you have fucked up time and space so the universe has exploded.
I wish to wipe out all trolls.
Granted; You are the only one left online.
I wish I had no wish.
You have a wish. At first it may seem like that but I have to ruin your wish by giving you one.
I wish I had a wish I lost.