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Seeing as how you didn't really wish it, I'm going to regard it as a statement.. I wish I had a lucky duck that would follow me around. | |
Granted, but it only follows you around because it wants to eat you! I wish my brother stopped bothering me. | |
Granted, but now it bothers you that he has stopped. | |
I wish he made a wish. | |
Granted but his wish made you sad i wish i could make fire with my mind | |
Granted but you set your self aflame each usage. I wish my Dreamcast worked again... | |
Granted, but to make it work the life force of one hundered kittens was removed. I hope you're proud of yourself. I wish next weeks NCIS was on today. | |
Granted. I wish they'd re-run The Long Firm. | |
Granted, but all the actors and actresses have been replaced by 20 somethings who think they can act. I wish I could get more sleep tonight. | |
Granted. But you never wake up. I wish my post gets Ninja'd... | |
Granted. I wish I had a good, working espresso machine. | |
Granted, but he won't approve of any Renegade choices you make. I wish someone would make me chocolate pudding at 4 a.m. | |
Granted but it is total jankenstein. I wish I knew the definition of the term "jankenstein". | |
Granted but you forget the definitions to all other words in the english language. I wish I had a super computer. | |
Granted, but it achieves self awareness and tries to kill all mankind. I wish I had a super fast car. | |
Granted. You get killed in a drag race crash because your car was too fast for you to control. I wish for me to not feel like I'm sick. | |
Granted. Instead you feel like you're dying a painful death. I wish for peanut butter. | |
Granted, but it gets stuck on the roof of your mouth, and you'll never get if off. I wish there would be a new Gex game that didn't suck. | |
Granted, but it blows instead. I wish i had knives on chains like Kratos | |
Granted, but they are seared onto your skin, so you can never take them off. I wish Fallout: New Vegas wasn't so buggy. | |
Granted, but it requires more processing power than Crysis. I wish I had some food right now. | |
Granted, but it's dog food. I wish for the power of x-ray vision. | |
Granted, but instead of X-Ray eyes, you get the electricity needed to run them (the "power" of them, get it? LOLZ). I wish I had a cat. | |
Granted, but it's Big the cat. I wish for immortality. | |
Granted. However, after about a week of immortality, you fall in and are trapped forever in concrete, with no one ever knowing you were there. I wish that I get to live in an igloo for a month. | |
Granted, but you have no clothes. I wish I get what I want. | |
Granted. Be VERY careful what you think from now on. I wish I had a House Elf that would shovel the driveway for me. | |
Granted but it's wage is so big you have to sell the house and the driveway. I wish I was loved by women every where. | |
Granted, but Susan Boyle ends up on your doorstep. I wish I had a pet duck. | |
Granted, but it flies away and never come back after about a week. I wish for more snow. | |
Granted, but there is so much snow that you are snowed in so heavily your house collapses. I wish I hadn't prestiged... | |
Granted, you couldn't prestige because you don't have hands. I wish to be a international playboy. | |
Granted, you are employed in Thailand and Pakistan and only popular in Tibet. I wish Donald Trump was my sugar daddy. | |
Granted, but he requires "relief" every 6 minutes. I wish I knew who stole my SNES. | |
Granted. the guy/girl who stole your SNES told you they stole it...right before they kill you so you don't report whoever it is to the police. i wish the world worked like a Mortal Combat stage. | |
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