Seeing as how you didn't really wish it, I'm going to regard it as a statement..
I wish I had a lucky duck that would follow me around.
Granted, but it only follows you around because it wants to eat you!
I wish my brother stopped bothering me.
Granted, but now it bothers you that he has stopped.
Granted but his wish made you sad
i wish i could make fire with my mind
Granted but you set your self aflame each usage.
I wish my Dreamcast worked again...
Granted, but to make it work the life force of one hundered kittens was removed. I hope you're proud of yourself.
I wish next weeks NCIS was on today.
NCIS is still shit though.
I wish they'd re-run The Long Firm.
Granted, but all the actors and actresses have been replaced by 20 somethings who think they can act.
I wish I could get more sleep tonight.
Granted. But you never wake up.
I wish my post gets Ninja'd...
I wish I had a good, working espresso machine.
Granted, but he won't approve of any Renegade choices you make.
I wish someone would make me chocolate pudding at 4 a.m.
Granted but it is total jankenstein.
I wish I knew the definition of the term "jankenstein".
Granted but you forget the definitions to all other words in the english language.
I wish I had a super computer.
Granted, but it achieves self awareness and tries to kill all mankind.
I wish I had a super fast car.
Granted. You get killed in a drag race crash because your car was too fast for you to control.
I wish for me to not feel like I'm sick.
Granted. Instead you feel like you're dying a painful death.
I wish for peanut butter.
Granted, but it gets stuck on the roof of your mouth, and you'll never get if off.
I wish there would be a new Gex game that didn't suck.
Granted, but it blows instead.
I wish i had knives on chains like Kratos
Granted, but they are seared onto your skin, so you can never take them off.
I wish Fallout: New Vegas wasn't so buggy.
Granted, but it requires more processing power than Crysis.
I wish I had some food right now.
Granted, but it's dog food.
I wish for the power of x-ray vision.
Granted, but instead of X-Ray eyes, you get the electricity needed to run them (the "power" of them, get it? LOLZ).
I wish I had a cat.
Granted, but it's Big the cat.
I wish for immortality.
Granted. However, after about a week of immortality, you fall in and are trapped forever in concrete, with no one ever knowing you were there.
I wish that I get to live in an igloo for a month.
Granted, but you have no clothes.
I wish I get what I want.
Granted. Be VERY careful what you think from now on.
I wish I had a House Elf that would shovel the driveway for me.
Granted but it's wage is so big you have to sell the house and the driveway.
I wish I was loved by women every where.
Granted, but Susan Boyle ends up on your doorstep.
I wish I had a pet duck.
Granted, but it flies away and never come back after about a week.
I wish for more snow.
Granted, but there is so much snow that you are snowed in so heavily your house collapses.
I wish I hadn't prestiged...
Granted, you couldn't prestige because you don't have hands.
I wish to be a international playboy.
Granted, you are employed in Thailand and Pakistan and only popular in Tibet.
I wish Donald Trump was my sugar daddy.
Granted, but he requires "relief" every 6 minutes.
I wish I knew who stole my SNES.
Granted. the guy/girl who stole your SNES told you they stole it...right before they kill you so you don't report whoever it is to the police.
i wish the world worked like a Mortal Combat stage.