A bus driver from Greenland.
Some British dude living in China.
He is actually me. This is just antoher of his accounts.
A dashing rogue who always gets the girl in the end.
The turd I just pooped out.
A monkey with an explosive dong.
I think I may have lost my train of thought.
A tyrant who runs an inhumane theme park with only one toilet that is located on a tiny, isolated island and charges $100 per use.
A delicious T-bone steak.