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Living_Brain	34826 POSTED: 10 Jul 2018 21:29
	I never nap. If I'm sitting at my pc there's nothing that can make me nod away

Redlin5	34827 POSTED: 14 Jul 2018 01:11
	I'm feeling great physically.

Dr.Susse	34828 POSTED: 14 Jul 2018 18:13
	Three years ago I hired a horn section to score my every waking moment.

Living_Brain	34829 POSTED: 18 Jul 2018 07:38
	The only thing that helps me sleep at night is knowing that people will die eventually

Redlin5	34830 POSTED: 18 Jul 2018 16:27
	I'm unsober.

Neonbob	34831 POSTED: 20 Jul 2018 03:20
	I don't wish that I could get away with assault.

Redlin5	34832 POSTED: 20 Jul 2018 03:57
	Words mean nothing.

Neonbob	34833 POSTED: 20 Jul 2018 13:20
	It's not a little thrilling to see the page count right there at 1k.

Living_Brain	34834 POSTED: 20 Jul 2018 19:29
	Razors can't even cut through skin. Especially my skin. Don't be careful around knives kids

Dr.Susse	34835 POSTED: 21 Jul 2018 18:30
	I am the very major model of a modern major Dubstep DJ

Fijiman	34836 POSTED: 22 Jul 2018 20:14
	I am the ultimate waffle.

Neonbob	34837 POSTED: 23 Jul 2018 18:33
	We haven't been at this for way too long.

Redlin5	34838 POSTED: 24 Jul 2018 17:49
	My back never hurts!

Dr.Susse	34839 POSTED: 25 Jul 2018 03:47
	240V to a 24V led goes better than you'd think!

Neonbob	34840 POSTED: 25 Jul 2018 17:09
	I don't dream about a new car.

Redlin5	34841 POSTED: 25 Jul 2018 18:06
	I'm a certified electrician.

Redlin5	34842 POSTED: 26 Jul 2018 14:37
	The Escapist is dead. Run.

Dr.Susse	34843 POSTED: 30 Jul 2018 05:02
	I give it a month.

Living_Brain	34844 POSTED: 30 Jul 2018 14:01
	I didn't come back from a weekend trip to Atlanta. And if I did such a thing, it certainly wouldn't be for the ELEAGUE csgo tournament, and I would never even dream of driving 13 hours to get there and again back.

Redlin5	34845 POSTED: 1 Aug 2018 15:42
	We won't hit 1000.

Living_Brain	34846 POSTED: 2 Aug 2018 20:36
	I'm glad you think that. 1000 is impossible.

Dr.Susse	34847 POSTED: 2 Aug 2018 22:03
	Inching ever further away.

Redlin5	34848 POSTED: 3 Aug 2018 19:31
	I am making a lot of money today.

SckizoBoy	34849 POSTED: 4 Aug 2018 07:45
	1000 is literally just around the corner... -.-

Redlin5	34850 POSTED: 5 Aug 2018 03:16
	Avatars display easily on this site these days.

Living_Brain	34851 POSTED: 5 Aug 2018 16:30
	Really? I'm having issues. The whole site's no longer loading

Dr.Susse	34852 POSTED: 6 Aug 2018 03:06
	Love, love won't tear us apart again.

SckizoBoy	34853 POSTED: 6 Aug 2018 06:55
	I quack...

Living_Brain	34854 POSTED: 6 Aug 2018 22:27
	No one battles with themselves over going to sleep. It's a non-issue and people, especially myself, are well-rested

Redlin5	34855 POSTED: 10 Aug 2018 23:47
	I abuse my banhammer hourly.

Living_Brain	34856 POSTED: 10 Aug 2018 23:57
	Time moves slowly, as evidenced by the fact we're not approaching 2019 rapidly

Dr.Susse	34857 POSTED: 11 Aug 2018 04:51
	Looking at the replay I believe the play was offside.

SckizoBoy	34858 POSTED: 11 Aug 2018 10:15
	England definitively suck balls at cricket...

Living_Brain	34859 POSTED: 17 Aug 2018 00:03
	Overdraft fees keep me going

Dr.Susse	34860 POSTED: 17 Aug 2018 03:39
	I hate cricket with a ever burning passion that often threatens to envelop me.


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