Redlin5:

Neonbob:
I am not excited to see this finally hit 1000 pages.

Its still going to occur.

On an unrelated note I'm not posting here just to help boost this to 1000 pages

I'm also not posting just to see if this can get to 1000.

I wouldn't scream if a mod struck me down for nothing.

I don't love when the seasons change.

Speaking of envelopes, they are evil and must be destroyed. Their plan for world domination is truly heinous.

edit: this was topical

I think Escapist is teh mostest excitingest place in teh webz...

Working outside in the summer is fantastic.

Not working at all is fantastic...

I'm never going back to school again. Especially not starting 2 days ago

I've never been excited to visit the site.

Applying for jobs is fun...

I have been really active on this site as of late. I also shouldn't go to bed.

I posted first.

I haven't posted here before...

My fetish is spiders unexpectedly spooling down from the ceiling right in front of my face

I don't facepalm at some of the questions being brought up nowadays.

Today's fun...

Kamikaze was a let down of an album. Just like the Arctic Monkeys' Tranquility Base Hotel and Casino

I do so love going into fall with temperatures more fitting for the sun's anus.

I have potatoes in my nose.

Redlin5:
I like it when work is slow and money is slim.

I like my work like I like my women