To build a money-gun that uses coins as bullets.
Everyone to salute in his presence.
The violent, litigious end of Steam Greenlight.
Why stop at cleavage, why not THE WORLD?
A rapid-fire potato launcher.
All the avatars in the world.
Bones to snap, flesh to rend, blood to spray.
To wash someone's laundry with his tongue.
A more inhospitable domain.
More things to talk about.
All the sheet music in the world.
For someone to make him a sandwich.
PENIS and more creativity.
For it to be Tomato's turn.
For, just this once, the "60% chance to hit" to mean it'll actually hit on ironman-mode.
A back massage by a close friend
a solid gold toilet seat.