To be assimilated in a sexual manner.
The very best of G.K. Chesterton.
Tasty, crispy bacon rashers.
A plate of beans on Potato.
Alan Watts and Carl Sagan to return.
An older man with a rather large weenie.
Beer-battered haddock and goose fat-drenched chips.
Free entry to any Disneyland, for life.
A car that runs on Sprite.
Remote-controlled detonating penguins.
A chance to fight in a war.
The affection and allegiance of all four-legged creatures.
The death of social media.
More reasons to be offended.
A solution to the economy.
The feel of sweat on the chest.
Braised beef and noodle soup with diced spring onions and a sprinkle of white pepper.
The soft touch of a bag of cheetos.
A slice of toffee and pecan pie.
More movies focused on white guys.
A pond full of frogs and dragonflies.
A new hat for their wardrobe.
A new Ikea store near his house.