Free entry to any Disneyland, for life.
A car that runs on Sprite.
Remote-controlled detonating penguins.
A chance to fight in a war.
The affection and allegiance of all four-legged creatures.
The death of social media.
More reasons to be offended.
A solution to the economy.
The feel of sweat on the chest.
Braised beef and noodle soup with diced spring onions and a sprinkle of white pepper.
The soft touch of a bag of cheetos.
A slice of toffee and pecan pie.
More movies focused on white guys.
A pond full of frogs and dragonflies.
A new hat for their wardrobe.
A new Ikea store near his house.
A drawing of a zebra by their favourite artist.
Tickets to a Rammstein concert.
A pile of English muffins.
More wiggle room to do The Worm.
The Playstation 2 era to make a comeback.
A snuggie and a mug of hot chocolate