Go ahead. You know you want to. o.o

The idea and the game! You're in a Campaign and you're trying to win some votes.

Make promises to your voters! Make them see the wonders of your work! Or if you're feeling super, counter an opponents point!

I'll start. *ahem*

A vote for me, is a vote for free lamp stands!

Vote for me and I won't have to send a large man named Hank your way.

Vote for me and I won't get Paradox to send weird pictures to you.

Vote for me, or else I'll set off the bomb

Vote for me, or I'll end the world.

BY TURNING OFF STEAM.

Vote for me and I'll stop Cthulhu!

Phill Jupitus - 'Vote for me... or I'll kill ya!'

(Fred MacAulie - 'Why the Scottish accent?!')

Vote for me or I'll make indoor plumbing extinct!

*jedi hand wave*

Vote for me, you will...

*throws candy everywhere* A vote for me, is a vote for Halloween daily!

Vote for me and i'll actually tell you what we're all running for

Vote for Me and I will kill ALL THE PONIES! ALL OF THEM! HEIL MEH! HEIL MEH!

My name is Fiction:
Vote for me and we will transition the ponies into slavery.

Try to steal my votes, will ya?

Vote for me as "My Name Is Fiction" is a Closet Bronie
And so the political Mud-flinging begins...

Vote for me and the glue factory will never go out of business.

Vote for Me and I will see the Tax-Raising, Freedom Hating, Pony Loving Dictatorship of mParadox ENDS
_{Paid for "Diablo1099 for Mayor of Earth"}

Vote for me and I'll set all political prisoners free!

Vote for me and I will see that the legions of convicted TERRORISTS relased by the mParadox DICTATORSHIP be put back behind BARS
_{Paid for by "Smiling Joe's Death Camp"}

Vote for me and I'll make gold a commodity!

Vote for Me and I will see to it that action against the Anti-Cat PROPAGANDA being spread by Philol's for his CORPORATE MASTERS!
_{Paid for by "Evil Cat Corp"}
God, this is fun, I can see the Republicans get off on this. :D

Vote for me and I'll made pancakes in a can!

Diablo1099:

God, this is fun, I can see the Republicans get off on this. :D

Thank you. ^-^

Vote for me and I will see Philol and his TERRORIST GROUP be brought to JUSTICE and the FREEDOM HATING politics led by IRookle be STOPPED
_{Paid for by "Cats for Global Domination" and "Nazi Party members"}

lRookiel:
Oh yeah, good game para ^^

Yay~ Brainstorming can lead to good results. :D

OT: Vote for me and I'll vote for you!