Vote for me and get a free cat.
*Holds up Tizzy for inspection*
Vote for me and you get cuddles from me!
Would you really trust someone called TizzytheTormentor giving you cuddles? Vote for me and I'll make sure his tormenting days are over!
You can't trust a guy called Neuromancer! Who knows what he could be doing with your brain? I'm willi
vote for neuromancer, we should all vote for neuromancer
You can trust no one, not even yourself. Vote for no one.
Vote for me, I'll show Fiji that he's wrong!
Vote for me and I'll do the stuff you dare me to do.
Vote for me and I'll bring court jesters back into fashion.
Vote for me and I'll bring back jousting.
Vote for me and get a suit of super space armor.
Vote for me and I will torment your enemies only! Rest of my voters get cuddles.
Vote for me and and get a free bag.
Vote for me, that is all.
Would you kindly, vote for me?
I chose the impossible. Would you kindly like to know? Then vote for me.
Vote for me and your death will be quick and painless, I promise
Vote for me, and I protect you form staika.
Vote for me and get a 90% chance of not dying a gruesome death.
Vote for me and everyone gets a 'non-lethal' red button!
EDIT: And we will finally give Fijiman a straight head!
Vote for me and I'll ensure Fijiman is never the right way up!
Don't be fooled by such cheap and obvious attempts to manipulate. Vote for me.
He doesn't have a face! Vote for me!
Vote for me and DRM will be abolished.
Vote for me and game companies will pay you to play their games.
You can't trust a man too haughty to stand up straight! Vote for me!
I am standing up strait, I'm just standing on the wall. Vote for me.
Vote for me and we can do a little diggy do.
Vote for me and we will do everything in out power to find out who let the dogs out!
Vote for me or face the wrath of Steve.
Vote for me to destroy the steve army
Vote for me or face the wrath of Stevella, Steve's meaner sister.
Vote for me and I will un-cancel Futurama...again.
Vote for me and I'll go straight to the source - those that cancelled Futurama will be.. cancelled.. themselves.
Vote for me and I'll ensure that Futurama remains cancelled, and thus never stagnates.