Vote for me and I'll wage war on your enemies!

Vote for me and I'll keep us out of the war!

(Woodrow Wilson said something like that. Guess what happened)

Vote for me and I will bring about World War III!

Vote for me and I'll go back in time to erase Tizzy from existence and stop World War III!

Vote for me and I will make World War III be fought with Nerf Guns only! Everyone can join in!

Vote for me and we will unclog the internet tubes.

Vote for me and I'll fill the space with more porn!

Vote for me and the next generation of consoles will look more appealing.

Vote for me, and I'll put some games on the WiiU!

Vote for me, there aren't man other options.

Vote for me and I'll stop screaming.

Vote for me because without me many of the threads in the forum games would have died long ago.

Vote for me. Because of the exact same reason.

Vote for me, I'm sideways.

Vote for me, I have a pencil!

Vote for me and I'll keep bumping oldish forum games!

Vote for me and I'll keep posting behind people.

Vote for me or no bacon for you.

Vote for me and receive ham.

Vote for me because Kailus is a silly beaver.

Vote for me, because I don't discriminate against silly beavers.

Vote for me because I have returned to Forum Gaming!

Vote for me, because Tizzy is too distracted by this silly demon nonsense.

Vote for me, you'll get all the honeys.

Vote for me. Just do it.

Vote for me, I have such lovely hair.

Vote for me and you too can have luscious hair.

Vote for me and get a free sad look!

Vote for me and all sad people will disappear!

Vote for me or the demons are going to get you!

Vote for me and no-one will want for tea.

Vote for me and I will give you cake.

Vote for me! Science demands it!

Vote for me and I'll stop people spraying this bowfin' perfume in our presence.