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General Winter	1541 POSTED: 29 Oct 2014 13:21
	Vote for me to ensure 40% fewer spontaneous combustions.

dalek sec	1542 POSTED: 29 Oct 2014 13:44
	Vote for me and I'll fix the Escapist! (seriously, what's going on now?)

pyramid head grape	1543 POSTED: 29 Oct 2014 15:47
	vote for me and receive this half drunk bottle of bleach absolutely free!

Rabbitboy	1544 POSTED: 29 Oct 2014 16:48
	Vote for me and I will force EA to make Bioware an independent studio again.

pyramid head grape	1545 POSTED: 29 Oct 2014 19:41
	Vote for me and I'll sign your babies face!

Rabbitboy	1546 POSTED: 30 Oct 2014 06:57
	Vote for me and there will be enough grapes to feed the entire nation!

Barbas	1547 POSTED: 30 Oct 2014 10:24
	Vote for me, it gives me obscene pleasure!

Rabbitboy	1548 POSTED: 30 Oct 2014 12:44
	A vote for me means a vote for egotistical self enrichment.

Barbas	1549 POSTED: 30 Oct 2014 12:55
	If you vote for me, I may not harm this badger.

Barbas	1550 POSTED: 23 Oct 2015 07:12
	Vote for me and nobody may never find out about your past crimes under the Tsars.

Twintix	1551 POSTED: 23 Oct 2015 09:55
	Vote for me, and I'll lock up all middle schoolers in the world in a large arena and have them kill each other for our amusement a'la Battle Royale.[1] [1] No, not Hunger Games. Battle Royale, you pleb.

Barbas	1552 POSTED: 23 Oct 2015 11:03
	Vote for me and I'll have the Star Wars prequels and The Hobbit remade with less CGI, better acting, writing and direction, and a lot more practical effects.

Fijiman	1553 POSTED: 24 Oct 2015 21:21
	Vote for me and nothing shall change. Trust me, you don't want things to change.

dalek sec	1554 POSTED: 24 Oct 2015 21:44
	Vote for me and it'll be free ribs for all! :D

Barbas	1555 POSTED: 25 Oct 2015 08:38
	Vote for me and I'll put cheese on them!

Trivun	1556 POSTED: 27 Oct 2015 06:41
	A vote for me is a vote for votes! Every vote counts as two votes, and each of those also counts as two votes, and so on... Basically, if you vote for me, I get an infinity of votes. Sounds good to me...

Barbas	1557 POSTED: 27 Oct 2015 16:16
	Vote for me and Trivun goes back in the chair. * * *

Drake the Dragonheart	1558 POSTED: 24 Nov 2015 11:41
	Vote for me and everyone will get their very own dragon steed!

Fijiman	1559 POSTED: 24 Nov 2015 13:13
	Vote for me for I have pants.

Barbas	1560 POSTED: 24 Nov 2015 18:54
	Vote for me and I'll offer a free upgrade to any pants.

Drake the Dragonheart	1561 POSTED: 8 Dec 2015 13:43
	vote for me and everyone will get shiny new pants!

Barbas	1562 POSTED: 9 Dec 2015 10:34
	Vote for me and nobody might never find out what you did that one time.

Drake the Dragonheart	1563 POSTED: 17 Dec 2015 14:56
	Vote for me and we will all wield the power of gods!

Barbas	1564 POSTED: 17 Dec 2015 17:00
	Vote for me and I'll shoot this muthafucka! Ahahahahaha!

Drake the Dragonheart	1565 POSTED: 17 Dec 2015 18:35
	Vote for me and I will kick ass for you!

Barbas	1566 POSTED: 18 Dec 2015 06:41
	Vote for me and get a free cantaloupe, because I hate them and I've got a greenhouse full of the damn things!

Drake the Dragonheart	1567 POSTED: 2 Feb 2016 15:23
	Vote for me, I will make us all dragon knights.

Barbas	1568 POSTED: 5 Feb 2016 06:49
	Vote for me and I will actually kill the Teletubbies.

Drake the Dragonheart	1569 POSTED: 28 Feb 2016 14:32
	Vote for me, or I will barbeque and eat you.

Fijiman	1570 POSTED: 28 Feb 2016 23:39
	Vote for me and Donald Trump shall be labeled as an illegal immigrant.

Barbas	1571 POSTED: 1 Mar 2016 05:25
	Vote for me and every other candidate will disappear overnight.

Drake the Dragonheart	1572 POSTED: 19 Mar 2016 20:51
	Vote for me, and I will destroy your enemies for YOU!

Fijiman	1573 POSTED: 21 Mar 2016 00:05
	Vote for me and bottle caps shall become the new world currency.

Barbas	1574 POSTED: 23 Mar 2016 22:46
	Vote for me and I'll dedicate one day a month to nationwide slap-fighting.

Fijiman	1575 POSTED: 27 Mar 2016 14:51
	Vote for me as I don't look like a total spam most days.


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