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I flop backwards and smack into the side of the ball-pit and crack my skull. "Hah... I got blown to death..." I say as I fall to... China, apparently. I respawn in a sports shop and get a baseball bat, tennis racket, hockey stick, cricket pads and a sweat band. | |
"No one can defeat the all mighty power of my vacuum cleaner!!" I shout as the vacuum cleaner races off looking for a new victim. | |
I am shot at high speed from Zeph's vacuum, hitting Trilby and sending us both flying into still exploding fireworks store. | |
"Haha! Fear the amazing power that is the vacuum cleaner!!" | |
I run around until I see Zeph, then I point my baseball bat at him. "I've come prepared for you and your balls." I say, waving the tennis racket. | |
"Bring it on!!" I shouted as I charge at Twibly with my vacuum cleaner. Turning to the hyper suck feature, Twibly has trouble keeping his footing. | |
"Gah!" I gasp, then run away. "I wasn't expecting him to try and suck me off... *dramatic pause while I choose my words* the ground." | |
I grab the vacuum handle part with both hands and block the bat swing. The crash of metal sounds throughout the entire mall! | |
"Look! Your clanging woke the Kraken!" I yell distractingly, then upper-bat Zeph in the crotch. | |
"AHH!! MA Ballz!" I fall on top of the vacuum cleaner, and it switches to blow. The gust launches the vacuum away from Twibly as I lie on top in pain. | |
The air makes me stagger, and I follow the vacuum. | |
I die, but the impact was enough to open the bag compartment of the vacuum cleaner. Twibly was bombarded with a rainbow of plastic balls. I respawn back in the food court and grab some Mango Chicken from the one Chinesse food store. | |
I yelp at the horde of Zeph's balls, and begin hitting them with my tennis racket. | |
I respawn, and grab the deadliest weapon known to man....THE CRICKET BAT! | |
I stagger back, then use the tennis racket as a shield and start trying to bash Knife's head in. | |
I finish the mango chicken which was delicious and then grab a couple more chop sticks. "Now to find that crazy sports enthusiast." | |
It's me vs Trilby, tennis vs cricket bat, Aussie vs whatever nationality he is because I'm too lazy to look at his profile. We fight, and in Mall Fight tradition, this plays. | |
I walk by and shoot Knife and Trilby with a gun, anti climatically ending the duel. | |
I stab Eric's eyes with the chop sticks. "They were fighting you twit!" | |
I respawn inside of Zep's brain. "So was I! I just did it with a gun!" (Me) | |
My brain grows arms and legs and starts fighting Eric. | |
I wrestle it into submission. "Ha! I am the master!" (Me) | |
My Brain's Brain climbs out with a bazooka! Exploding Eric to nothing but splatter. "Now to take over the Mall!!" It shouted. | |
I respawn. "We're doing plot in this Mall Fight!?" (Me) | |
I respawn infornt of Eric, grab him around the neck, and teleport to The Highest Point In The Mall (Or THPITM). | |
I spawn behind Knife uppercut him in the groin he throws up and then I kick him off THPITM. During my victory dance I slip and fall off THPITM and land on Eric killing both of us. | |
Knife: Fall in a more hard-boiled manner. | |
As I recover from the mental attack. I run over to a trampoline store. I put it under Knife's fall. As he lands he is sent back up to THPITM, but goes higher and impacts a ceiling, splattering everywhere. | |
OOC: I'm Scottish. I spawn in a bakery and arm myself... with cake. | |
I respawn. "Knife, this gun shoots killer bees, not bullets, and is thus unconventional." (Me) I shoot a horde of loyal killer bees at Knife. They invade his every orifice and brutally murder him. | |
I plant a slice of Victoria Sponge on a plate on the ground and lie in wait in the shadows. | |
I grab a mall-cop car, and race down the hallway, running over Twibly's cake trap. | |
I make a sad face, then scrawl 'smooshed my cake' onto my list of Reasons I'll Kill Zeph, under 'vacuum cleaner' and 'balls'. | |
I put the cart into reverse and run over the cupcake too. OoC: I'm a horrible person... | |
I perform a sweet-ass ninja-style leap and (mostly) decapitate Zeph with my two bread knives, then start driving around with my new allies Mr Body and Sir Head. | |
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