^ False. It's clearly a type of bread.
< Is sleepy.
V Is currently the middle of the day where they live.
^ M1+W pyro
< M2+W pyro
< the artist formerly known as scorptatious
^ I don't even know anymore...
< Is confused
V Will explain what this 'Redlin' is.
^ don't look at me, I have no idea
< Searching google for the answer to the "Redlin Conspiracy"
V Is secretly a member of said conspiratorial group
^ Shhh don't say it so loud...
< inconspicuous >.> <.<
V Distract them!
^ Umm, *thinks of distraction* Cookies for everybody!
< Likes cookies
V Prefers muffins.
^ is wrong
< prefers cookies
V is thinking about dinner
^ But of course :3
< Is watching something about machine guns.
V Hates history and science shows.
< Is at Uni
V does everything, FOR SCIENCE!
^ Only occasionally. Mostly I do things for no real reason.
< Wants his combustible lemons now.
V Has seen almost every movie ever made.
Captcha: live. love. internet.
^ Nope, I've yet to see Hardcore Porn 3: HARDCORE
< Not a fan of porn.
V Is a porn aficionado.
^ Needs help
< Will gladly give help (heeheeheeheehahahahahaaa!)
V NURSE! Restrain ze patient!
< Likes kittens!
V Watches bad 90's anime...and likes it (Akira, looking at you)
^ Unshakeably true, that is my current replacement for junk fun.
< Also likes Gurren Lagann
V Are you gonna combine?
^ The High Lord Kamina says so, and so shall it be.
< Hail the High Lord!
V Are you a heretic, heretic?
< Commie Traitor
V Mutant Commie Traitor
^ No longer trustworthy.
< Somewhat trustworthy.
V Now with more insects.
^ That's exactly what an untrustworthy person would say!
< Not Trustworthy
V Lovable Dog
< Doesn't quite know what he wants to do.
V Knows exactly what they want to do.
^ Most of the time
< Love Wi-Fi
V Don't you?
^ Only when it works.
< Hates it when his connection to the internet decides to kill itself momentarily.
V Wants to know what that smell is.
^ Probably the tears of blind orphan children. They get everywhere let me tell you
< Hates that feeling you get when you eat massive amounts of unhealthy food.
V May possibly be vegan
^ Ha, no.
< Is sleepy.
V Is unfamiliar with the word sleep.
< Clicked the spinning Button
V Should click the button
^ Not when I have my trusty flamethrower.
< Knows several ways to make a flamethrower.
V Is really Bigfoot.
^ YOU'RE A BIGFOOT
< Not actually a hairy ape typing this on a laptop
V Hairy ape typing this on a laptop
^*scratches armpit* *eats banana* ... What?
< Drinking water
V Sleeps upside down
^ If I do I'm unaware of doing so.
< Watching videos.
V Has made a video within the last week.
^ BZZZZT! Wrong!
< I'm sorry, the correct answer was Sushi! Sushi! Well, we have our finalist, come back after the break to find out who will win big!
V And the final question is... What... Is the wind-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
^ Trick question. Unless your somehow planning on throwing an entire programming language at wind speed, which would then be variable, in which case I have no damn idea. Pie maybe?
< And the Winner is.....
V Apple! Apple's net income in 2011 wins against microsoft by 2 billion! What champagne would you like, good sir?
^ Normal Champagne..?
< Not so keen on champagne, prefers cider - arr!
V Drinks vodka like a fish.
^ If I did, I would be a very pickled fish
< feels witty
V Prefers whiskey